I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
After a really bad experience with alcohol, I gave up drinking altogether.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?
Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture
I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
During my first month on the road paving crew, they always gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty...
...that's where I finally had to draw the line.
Restaurant messed up and gave me a garden salad instead of a Caesar salad. When I complained my little girl said,
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.
My daughter came up to me and gave me a high five, then smiled and walked away
Without giving me a bye five. :(
My proctologist gave me two thumbs up ...
Which I really didn't appreciate.
This popped up in my Snapchat memories today. Gave me a good chuckle.
My 10-year-old daughter gave me this one: My friend asked me to round up her 36 sheep.
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity…
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.
A monastery decided to liven up their old clothes by tie-dying them, but the fabric became stiff and uncomfortable. When the Abbott asked a sister to explain, she gave a simple reply:
I just gave up trying to waterski.
I couldn't find a lake with a slope on it.
My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I tried it for a little while but gave up on it.
I guess I'm just not that invested
None of my cleaners got the stain out, so I gave up.
My wife said I lacked Resolve.
My wife gave me the perfect set-up on early AM flight.
We were both pretty tired since we woke up at 3AM. When we get to our seats, I pulled out my e-reader. My wife looks at me and says "How can you read?"
"Well, I guess I would have to thank my parents for teaching me when I was a kid..."
I was designing a belt made of watches but I gave up on it
I was waiting ages to play snooker the other night but gave up in the end
I gave my friend a jar of cashews but the cashews abused him, beat him up and ran away.
He should have known, it was a nut case.
I gave up studying the first dimension.
I gave up eating deli meat poultry
I gave up Quarter Pounders and now I’m half the man I used to be.
I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.
It was a Basque bask bisque.
My friend simultaneously gave up coffee and finally bought a cell phone yesterday
He decided to switch to tea/mobile.
My colleague unintentionally: "Yeah I gave up golfing ....
I asked the gentleman at the UPS store what his record was. He gave me a blank stare.
It seemed a reasonable question, him being a professional boxer and all.
My co worker gave me a heads up as I was leaving about a deer outside the parking lot
I responded with "thanks for bucking up, but I don't think I will have to worry about it doe."
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…
I gave up my seat to a pregnant person on the bus.
That is how i lost my job as a bus driver.
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