I tried to challenge Death to a pillowfight instead of a chess game

But I was unable to handle the reaper cushions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/qmechan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Super Smash Dad Joke

Playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in my friend's basement (he was R.O.B. and I was Bowser), when we have even kills. 30 seconds left, I am 188%, well within killable range. I proceed to hop all over the map in an effort to avoid him. He catches me eventually and smashes me. However, I received the death animation of falling away into the background which took longer than the time left in the match, thus preventing my friend from receiving the kill credit. I win the match; he rages, "Fucking game stole my kill."

I turn to him and say

"Yeah, you got R.O.B.bed."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Need-4-Sleep
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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Got Dadjoked by my mom this morning (BREAKING BAD SEASON 4 SPOILERS).

I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.

I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."

She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mr_Wolfdog
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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