GOES 17 Puns

On my trip to college, I have to take Rt. 17 in NY. As some of you may know, the road goes past a town called Deposit.

Dad: Look we're in Deposit! I hope you brought your cans!

Also, there is town called Bath that we drive through.

Dad: Did you take a shower this morning, or do we need to stop here?

Every freakin' trip.

So let me set the scene. Me and a friend are sitting at wendy's (were both 17) and this old gentleman walks in. He orders his food, sits down to eat it, then out of no where, gets up and comes over to us. He continues to tell us how he saw someone fall off his bike on the walk here, he goes to walk away, and he says "wait, if anyone ever tells you to go to the doctor cause you're sick, and that doctors name is doctor duck, don't do it because he's a quack." My friend was dying laughing and I just groaned.