i remember seeing a picture of a fluffy/furry/hairy lobster/shrimp/??? thing. its pink, it has like an armadillo type ish shell on its back, which is the pink thing. im pretty sure the back shell is hard. the fur/fluff on the bottom is very pale pink or white. im pretty sure it was undewater? i cant remember much about so if any of this sounds familiar but its like a caterpillar or something, please comment. i know its not called a hairy lobster, i checked, its not the right animal. i saw it in maybe a national geographic book? or, actually, i think it mightve been one of those like "weird wonders of the world" books.
i have been looking for this guy for forever. any suggestions appreciated.
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We could have been better off months ago, but disinformation and lies have been allowed to spread readily through inaction and malice, and have dragged this on at the cost of lives. There are those who deny that the pandemic even exists, there are those who think that wearing a mask will literally suffocate you, there are those who think it's no worse than a regular flu virus, that it's a bioweapon, and everything in between. This volume of blatant misinformation is problematic and dangerous.
It is clear that even after promising to tackle the problem of misinformation on this site, nothing of substance has been done aside from quarantining a medium sized subreddit, which barely reduces traffic and does little to stop misinformation.
The disinformation and false information is manifold. There is no area of recognised safety procedures when it comes to battling the spread of a dangerous virus that is not under attack here. All empirically proven measures which can help save lives are under attack. Masks work^1 , but not according to the propaganda. The vaccine is safe,^2 it is not untested, and it is not experimental technology or DNA manipulation, but people getting their information from these propaganda subreddits are told the opposite. Social distancing is valuable^3 , but people are being persuaded to not even do that. Cynical plays on emotion are made. Trying to keep children safe is painted as "child abuse". Lies are repeated so frequently that misinformed people begin to believe them wholeheartedly, trusting that they can't be incorrect because they're surrounded by people who believe it also.
There needs to be a more active involvement in preventing the spread of the disinformation that is keeping us within a pandemic that at this point is entirely manageable. The main problem with a concerted disinformation campaign is that such a message attains an air of legitimacy through sheer volume of repetition. This is dangerous when it comes
... keep reading on reddit ➡Another chapter from u/eruwenn and myself.
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The food hall was cavernous. A myriad of vendors lined the walls, and even more operated booths, carts and stalls scattered throughout the vast number of tables. Overhead hovered drones that wove between the small dividers and planters that broke up the space to create more intimate settings for the diners. Penny had reserved one of the more secluded spots, one surrounded by foliage on three sides and featuring a small pond with a stone wall behind it on the fourth. The soothing sound of water trickling down brickwork combined with the presence of plants around them to shut out a good deal of the hustle and bustle from the other diners.
The table was round, with a few too many seats, but they soon arranged themselves so that Britney, her father, and Penny were spaced between the newcomers and could offer advice on dishes. The adaptive seating rose, and lowered, as needed.
“Ok, everyone pay attention.” The tower assistant raised her voice enough to quiet the excited chatter. “Normally, you would have the option of walking around, speaking to the vendors and showing them your wristband to get recommendations, and making your food choices that way. However, given the size of our group, we're going with delivery so that we don't lose anybody.”
Britney groaned. She loved trying new stalls and dishes she had never seen before. “Can we at least go to Pierre’s for dessert?”
Sam rolled his eyes at her question. “Let’s see how we feel after dinner, we may not want dessert. The salads from Lettuce Be Friends are very filling.”
The young girl raised an eyebrow sceptically. “There’s always room for dessert.”
The nutrition-conscious father sighed, knowing that this was a battle he was destined to lose. “Well, maybe we can get something with fruit?”
Penny was trying not to smirk at the exchange, and she helpfully mentioned, “They do outstanding strawberry tarts. Real strawberries, and the cream is from Hiagrus cows.”
“Let’s see to our guests first,” Sam said wearily. “Then we can debate the value of fruit that is both glazed in syrup, and sitting on top of enriched cream and a sweetened tart base.”
“Of course,” the tower assistant said, then turned to the
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
The doctor says it terminal.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
