They were out of Control.
Luckily I found an Escape.
I got Home eventually.
I'll beheading there soon.
...Just some food for thought.
TNT. It's dino might.
It earned the nickname Sin City!
I thought I was in-sine!
There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him. On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink. Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting “Drink, Drink!” His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again “Drink, Drink” He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said “He should have quit while he was a head”
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
It stands for the gunction of x.
The plot line was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
I got some pretty bad feedback.
Your pupils. They dilate.
It was a pretty funny tangent, though
Because the median function usually suffices. No need for its complement, the comedian function.
Her X always comes first and She doesn’t know y.
She was a total Psi's queen.
Sadly though, it never gained any traction.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
-"This Teleporter only teleports Energy."
-"It does what?!"
>!-"It doesn't matter."!<
My own Idea, still not really complete. How does it function better?
...and right now, I literally Kant even.
And so I did! Now I’m the Man of the Hour.
I told her to press F(x) to pay respect
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
The punchline works, but it gets a lot of booze
Did you know I used to play hockey in high school?
Only back then we spelled it with two o's
Every. Year. We always laugh to indulge him, he loves it.
My dad was a pilot. His favorite joke was to ask if we knew the function of an airplane's propeller. After the usual crazy guesses about propulsion he would reveal that it was actually to keep the pilot cool ...
"Just turn it off and watch him start to sweat."
I miss him. ... Now I'm sad.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
He remembered to add the sea.
But when I do,he laughs.
Just five more minutes.
