A list of puns related to "FtsZ"
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50 cent ft. Nickleback
I was on my way out of my loc supermarket, and as I walked to my car, I noticed another gentleman a few feet to my right walking at the same pace and direction as me.
This continued as we both walked up the lane and crossed over at the same time, essentially walking with each other for about 150 ft, including an abrupt change in direction.
So I say loudly, “Are we walking to the same car?”
He chuckled a bit, but I was laughing and beaming the whole way home. I’m not even a dad.
"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. "If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"
credit: some facebook post i saw.
A song by 50cent ft Nickelback
Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother Albert who was famous for his 6 ft wingspan..
His statue is 15 ft tall. That’s Horatio of 3:1
A little shit about 3 ft. tall
Once I talked my dad into playing Dungeons and Dragons with me and my friends. We were looking over his character sheet before the game when he noticed "Darkvision 60 ft." He asked me what that meant.
I said, "It means you can see 60 feet in the dark."
"But only if there are 30 people."
Last week I was flying home from a business trip out of Dallas/Ft. Worth. I'm in line waiting to board and in front of me is a vulture. He's dragging a squirrel carcass behind him in one hand and a dead possum in the other. The line is moving pretty quick until the vulture gets to the ramp and winds up in an argument with the guy scanning tickets. The attendant at the gate says to the vulture, "sir, you are only permitted one piece of carrion."
Walking with the wife this morning and saw someone quickly walking away from a front yard with his hood up and carrying a young palm tree. It was about 4 ft tall with its leaves and branches well over the guy's head. Palm trees can be expensive, so we thought this guy was stealing it. The wife said, "huh, that's a little suspicious." I corrected her: "yeah, that guy looked a little shady." Now I walk alone.
Me: My friend caught a 9 ft shark when he was fishing last night!
Dad: Yeah, what kind?
Me: Lemon Shark.
Dad: All he needs is a 7 ft Garlic Shark and he's set!
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
50 cent ft. Nickelback
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
50 Cent Ft. Nickelback
50 cent ft. Nickelback
A song made by 50cent ft. Nickleback
Fifty cent ft Nickelback
50 Cent ft. Nickleback
50 Cent Ft. Nickelback
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