A girl on Tinder told me she wanted to be friends with benefits.

But I don't have health insurance or a retirement plan so I told her I couldn't.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?

Because without strings attached they just can't play!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A friend with benefits who bakes bread could be called a cumpanion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peckerbrown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Having two "friends with benefits" doesn't count as cheating, right?

The only one who doesn't see it that way is my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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r/dadjokes is recruiting moderators, join us!

Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)

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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,

Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.

Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.

So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.

Answer these 3 questions in your reply:

  1. How would you describe a dad joke?
  2. Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
  3. You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?

Only apply if:

  • You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
  • You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
  • You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
  • You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
  • You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)

We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:

  • You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
  • You've got some automod experience
  • You've got some sub-customisation experience

Don't apply if:

  • You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
  • You're more concerned about Internet points than real people

We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook.

Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Math is Math

So I heard that Saturday was "national best friends day" and Sunday was "national sex day" here in the U.S. I will now refer to this past weekend as "Friends with Benefits Weekend"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirLaurencelot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call two friends who both work with the Union?

Friends with benefits

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