Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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👤︎ u/zenithh7
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Free Willy

My 9 year old daughter upon seeing the movie Free Willy available on Netflix: Dad, what's Free Willy about?

Me: Freeing Willy

The look she gave me about made me want to to die hahaha.

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Wife: What are some names of orchids?

Me: Free Willy

Wife: I said "orCHIDS"

Me: Baby Free Willy?

Wife: Shame on you

Me: No, but Shamu would work

*Posted on mobile, please forgive formatting issues

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👤︎ u/gudotwo2
📅︎ Apr 02 2017
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What do you call someone masturbating into open water?

Free Willy.

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👤︎ u/LordRaison
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