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Hope to see some of you guys out there.. any of our resident producers lined-up to play but TBA? /u/crnkn /u/danlg /u/dolce ?
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MORE INFO & FULL LINEUP HERE: http://www.everafterfest.com/
Just thought I should leave this here for you all to have a chance to come witness the epicness of this lineup!
Hope to see you all there - they are also supporting local talent in a competition - drop a vote if u enjoy my mix :)
Support the Underdog: https://wavo.me/everaftermusicfest/dj-invitational-2016/alps_the_underdog_ever_after_music_fest_competition_2016__16709596649410000?u=54361fb25075fcfd72001c57&s=gbz2SM8c2ESSYt_fm17hPySIy_k&v=1
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Because a toothbrush works better
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
Had to ground him until he could conduct himself properly.
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
The Bushes
Hello fellow North-bay folk. You've got a big show coming up! The 27th of September at the Arlene Francis Center. Six hours of music from a wide variety of local acts. No required entry fee! 8-10 dollar donations accepted.
Musicians for Change is part of the 100 Thousand Poets for Change global movement taking place around the world in over 100 countries. This Santa Rosa Chapter event features 6 hours of bands/artists that inspire political and social change, working to create cultural awareness, and promoting diversity in music by an eclectic mixing of genres.
This event will be live-streamed worldwide! Channel TBA.
Where/When:
Friday, September 27th, 2013 Arlene Francis Center 99 6th St Santa Rosa, CA 95401 Doors open 5pm / Show Starts 6pm - 12mn $8 - $10 Sliding Scale Donation (No one will be turned away for lack of funds.) Proceeds will go to support 100 Thousand Poets for Change, a 501(c)3 non-profit global arts organization for peace sustainability, and The Arlene Francis Center for Spirit, Arts and Politics Food available at the Arlene Francis Cafe
Main Hall (Theater): 6pm - 640pm Adicript (Progressive Rock/Metal) 7pm - 740pm Anomaly (Rapper) 8pm - 840pm Ethereal (Alternative Rock) 9pm - 940pm Road Crew (Rock n Roll) 10pm - 1040pm Waxwyng (Progressive Rock/Classic Heavy Metal) 11pm - 1140pm Siras WorthDMention (Rapper) Side stage - DJ Loisaida/Siras WorthDMention
Lecture Hall (Classroom): 6pm - 640pm Cosmic Tea (Hard rock) 7pm - 740pm Charley Peach (Alternative Rock) 8pm - 840pm Odell (RnB/Soul) 9pm - 940pm Viral (Hardrock/Punk) 10pm - 1040pm The Tioxaa (alternative rock) 11pm - 1140pm Propensity (Rock) Sidestage - Care Eh Boo! (Punk)
Cafe: Acoustic Sets 6pm - 6:30pm Charles M. (Spoken Word/Rap over Rock) 6:30pm - 7pm Brian Miller (Acoustic) 7pm - 7:30pm Sean Powers ( Acoustic ) 7:30pm - 8pm Faulk ( Acoustic ) 8pm - 10pm SoulBlind ( Acoustic )
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I want to talk about my father and the wonderful influence he has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'He is a shining example of parenthood, and I love him more than words could ever do justice.'
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my father’s handwriting.'
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
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Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
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This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
Sudden Lee
