Fosters Freeze Puns

Holy shit it was so good.

I had a double old-fashioned burger with fries and a shake.

It was one of the best fast-food burger I’ve ever had. I love down-to-earth, salt-of-the-earth fast food burger places. I love burgers that have that “put together by a person, not a formula” quality to them.

You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That little lake? By any chance, do you happen to know where they go, the ducks, when it gets all frozen over? Do you happen to know, by any chance?

I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.

I want things to stay the same, but the ducks prove that one must adapt to the environment, that one has to change in order to survive. In a way, I identify with the ducks in the pond. They vanish every winter, but they return every spring. This symbolizes that change isn't permanent.

Anyone know what's going on with fosters Freeze in Auburn? They were changing the name to Burgers and cream.

Is this a new restaurant or the same one? Or did Fosters Freeze completely close?

Really bummed about this! They have signs up saying they close end of August, apparently the building owner wouldn't renew their lease and has someone else moving in. Anyone know the story?

Where am I supposed to get my soft serve fix?

Both the food and the ice cream. I'm eating some right now. AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

Let's have a year ending giveaway :)

3 years have passed since the last giveaway, so I think it is time for a new one. Lots of keys have stayed untouched and are collecting dust. I really hope these games will bring joy and happiness to some other fellow gamers.

Just comment a number between 2000 - 4000 and add up to 3 games you would like to have (in order of preference, as your first choice may be taken before you are picked).

I do my best to send the games out at January 2nd, 2022.

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I got my dog, "Buddy" because I put out food for a stray cat and ended up attracting a very sick 1-year-old Doberman. He looked like hell and had clearly been abused by his previous owners. He weighed 46lbs and had scars and cuts all over him. He had double eye and ear infections, 3 kinds of worms (heart, hook, and round), and mange. He had very clearly been abused, but was one of the sweetest dogs I had ever met. I assumed that he was too far gone and had likely suffered permanent damage from his severe treatment. I took him to the vet thinking he would need to be put down and, to my (and her) surprise, his organ function was normal and he had no permanent issues. All he needed was (a lot of) medicine and love. I tried to get him into a shelter or rescue, but they told me they wouldn't take such a sick dog. I fostered him myself in the hopes he would be well enough to find his forever home.

The problems began after he got healthy, around 3 months in. I started his training and started trying to teach him how to be a dog, really. He had no canine, or human, social skills and didn't really know how to act around anyone or anything. I knew Buddy had anxiety and PTSD, but it was worse than I realized. When triggered, he started growling and barking until he was put somewhere quiet to calm down. He didn't do this constantly, maybe once every other week or two, but it was still concerning behavior. He was never violent and never bit anyone, human or animal, but this presented a big challenge to getting him adopted, especially since Buddy quickly beefed up to an absolute unit of a dog at 105lbs. I tried to get help from a dog trainer, but the only one I could afford who would work with aggressive dogs was a nut-job who bought into the whole, "I am the alpha" bullshit and spent most of our session ranting about how much he hated Beto O'Rourke. I had worked with dogs in the past and had some basis of knowledge for how to go about it, but Buddy was a real challenge for me and I had to do a lot of research to come up with a behavioral plan that worked for the both of us.

First things first, I started by trying to identify when he was upset. Here's the thing about Buddy: you can't tell by his ear/tail position what his mood is. Whoever had cropped his ears had massively fucked it up, so one ear is always stuck up and the other is always stuck down. He has a quizzical expression all the fucking time and it's adorable, but no help in determining his mood. His tail wa

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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My heart stopped beating for four minutes when I was fifteen.

I had been involved in a car accident and my body was broken beyond repair. As I bled out on the asphalt road, I took what I thought to be my final ragged breaths and my heart took its final beats. Then the sounds of the sirens and people talking, screaming and moving all turned into one ugly mixture of sound that swirled away like water down a drain. The same thing happened to my vision with the world turning into a viscous water colour painting, the blobs of colour eventually warping into blackness.

In the end, I was alone in utter darkness. I could not hear, see or feel. It was as if I was sleeping deeply. My internal voice, the monologue of my thoughts; even that had disappeared. My thoughts were wordless and voiceless.

Then like water dripping from a leaky tape, the feeling of my body came back to me, along with my senses. The darkness inched back to give way to a small room of complete grey. The floor, ceiling and walls were all the grey of concrete on a hot day and even the square source of light on the ceiling seemed to wash my body in a ghastly grey glow. I looked down and realised that my body had been healed of all it’s injuries, and I was only wearing flowing black robes that fit exactly to my figure. The robes felt more like a baggy swimsuit with the way they clung to my body. Down at my feet, I was wearing some sort of leather shoes

After overcoming the intial shock of death, I began to rationalise my situation. Was this Hell? Heaven? In Between? The overwhelming grey and mundane room gave no clues to its purpose. In my mind, I expected the stereotypical tunnel with the light at the end; the angel guiding you and judging you but this was different.

Time ticked away but not a single thing changed about the room. I began to consider an eternity in this small room and suddenly the walls felt like they were closing in on me. My heart began to hammer away at my chest, which surprised me, as I didn’t really expect to have a pulse.

I was dead

Somehow this realisation hit even harder the second time I acknowledged that I was dead. I would no longer see my friends and family again. My connection with the world had been severed and now I was left here all alone with the dead.

I was just looking around the room panicking when I finally spotted the hatch in the corner. It was slightly covered

I would like to address my recent post as well as make an update! I will delete the post prior to this so I do not get flooded with notifications.

Firstly, Support: I was met with so many kind, caring, and supportive individuals on my post the other day. I’m sorry I couldn’t reply to all your comments, messages, etc. It’s just that I’ve been so overwhelmed lately, that the thought of looking at my phone made me feel sick, so I turned my notifications off. So many people reached out for my hand in this dark and difficult time. You were all so compassionate, understanding, and selfless. So much so that I thought I was dreaming. I am so filled with gratitude and warmth, your kindness knows no bounds, and you’ve affected me forever in the ways you sought to help me. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.

Funds: I was so touched by all your generosity, for those of you that asked for my venmo (which we don’t have in Canada) I have posted the PayPal I am using as a means to get by. You are in no way asked to donate anything, but should you feel like you’d like to, the PayPal is jasperelijahskinnider@gmail.com. The same email is for etransfers as well. You are in no way obligated to send me anything, but even just a little helps. I bought myself non-perishable goods, water bottles, and saved some money for new winter boots and a good jacket. It is freezing in Canada right now. They work wonderfully. My best friend was able to hold all the donated money via PayPal. He transferred it to his bank account and took it out in cash for me. It’s the most I’ve ever had in my entire life. I can’t thank you all enough. He would run into our bedroom and show me his phone for every comment and message made. I wept tears of joy for hours! His mother said that she will cover costs of my phone bill so she can always make sure I am safe.

Housing: I considered multiple kinds of support during my time. There is an emergency shelter for lgbt youth (I live in Regina!) in my city, and I called around multiple phones you all listed and recommended. I will be heading to the shelter on monday, so please wish me luck. For now, I am staying with my best friend, and using my friend’s paypal for any funds. I have withdrew the initial $45 from my account and got it in cash. I have a roof over my head, food, and access to showers. My friend’s mom bought me my own shampoo, conditioner, deodorant and face wash. I am so touched by people like this that exist. I phoned multiple crisis

Previously, on Friends The Wheel of Time:

Episode 6: Recap/Review

Episode 5: Recap/Review

Episode 4: Recap/Review

Episode 1,2,3: Recap/Review

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Once again, we dive into the Blight to confront the forces of the Shadow. Why is this stickied?>!Because the Wheel weaves as I will. !<

Tl;dr:

This was better than the last one by default, because episode 6 was the worst thing ever put on television. However, this was still absolute garbage. There was 4.3 seconds of valuable material in this entire episode, which constitutes roughly 34% of all the cool scenes in the last 7 hours of run-time.

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Episode 7: The Dark Along my Ass-Crack

Hey, it's Tigraine/Shael! That's cool, I was wondering when we'd finally get to treat the main character as if he matters at all! But wait, what are those huge fireballs smashing into the mountain? Who set up trebuchets to launch burning rocks toward an empty mountainside.

Oh no, they're gonna show her fighting...

Fuck.

She, weighing roughly 110 lbs, with about 7 /12 of those being Rand, grabs the guy's cloak as he is moving past and flings him down. Quick physics lesson here: that's not how that works.

Oh well, it's not a huge deal. Oh welp, no, this is becoming a huge deal. This woman is literally in the process of giving birth. And she is leaping around, killing 8 dudes, fighting three guys at once (who all conveniently freeze whenever she does a cool pose). Yes, Aiel are supposed to be badasses. Yes, the Maidens are supposed to be kind of badass also... no, not even a healthy Maiden is going to be killing four guys at once.

The good thing about this scene was that it was a prologue, so it was mercifully short. Unlike all the other horrible scenes in this episode.

Skip the intro, because F.U.C.K. T.H.A.T.

We get into

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!