What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
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︎ Jan 08 2021
F=GMm/r^2
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What is Robin's favorite file format?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Viagra is now available in a teabag format. It doesn't improve your performance...
....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
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︎ Oct 18 2020
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Knot finished with this format yet
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Used a meme format to make a pun
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Old pun, new format.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
My daughter(7) just caught me off guard with this.
Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?
Me: the same as mommies, I think
Daughter: her middle name is just i think?
I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Best thing about these meme format is we get to repost jokes weβve heard our entire lives
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︎ Feb 10 2020
burned
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︎ Jul 12 2020
3 unwriten rules of life..
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
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︎ May 30 2020
Bringing back the old formats
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︎ May 21 2019
New & creative way of using this meme format
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︎ Oct 04 2019
3 yr old grandson says, "Papa, where's my sword?"
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Ducks in Formation
Dad and son look skyward to flying V of ducks.
Dad asks: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"
Son: "No, why?"
Dad: "There are more ducks on that side."
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︎ Jan 12 2020
This Meme format arouses me
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Saw the craziest rock formation
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︎ Mar 02 2018
I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation
The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I wasn't able to carry my case.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
My wife is into geology and rock formations.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
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︎ Jul 05 2016
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Because they are βAgβ
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Is this format dead yet?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
The Irony Of It
https://preview.redd.it/xaydp6kv31s51.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ef512ec7a376b9708bc3e7ca9cc3f702dae84c
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I just typed up a strongly worded complaint using paragraph formatting tools ...
It was entirely justified!
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︎ May 31 2019
Idk how to format
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︎ Jan 09 2019
If someone doesn't like the Gru format, is it a Despicable meme?
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︎ Mar 13 2018
Coach: Alright team, letβs get in formation.
Me: Sure coach. Information about what?
Coach: Youβre cut.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
My English Professor got weirdly angry at the formatting of my essay.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
What's your idea for a perfect date?
MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What's the correct format for r/dadjokes ?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
A piece of rope walks in to a bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: We donβt serve rope here.
Rope:walks outside and thinks
Rope:gets an idea, gets excited & messes up its hair
Rope:walks back in to the bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: Arenβt you that rope I just refused to serve. Rope: Nope, Iβm a frayed knot.
Edit: Formatting.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.
But they have one downside.
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︎ Sep 29 2018
If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.
That side has more geese in it.
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︎ Jan 11 2018
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?
Because thereβs more birds on that side.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Because there's more birds in it.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
Thereβs more birds on one side.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Have you ever noticed
That when geese fly South for the winter in a V formation one side of the V is always longer than the other. You know why ?
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There are more geese in that line
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?
because there's more geese on that side
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