If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
What's the opposite of formaldehyde?
Casualdejekyll
What do you use to preserve a dead animal you don't really care about?
Casualdehyde
What's a mortician's favorite game?
Formaldehyde and seek.
Proud of myself for this one...
A relative was telling a story about a friend that she knew who was allergic to formaldehyde. My wife asked what would happen when the person died..then quickly added "I guess it wouldn't matter then..." And I said "but when they embalm her and put her in the casket will she break out?"
What's the opposite of formaldehyde?
Causealdejekyll.
