Disney's Hall of Presidents replaced one President by a large neon light that formed the letter 'A' that flashed on and off. The President that was replaced was ...
A Blinking .
Thanks to Dave for this Dad Joke.
I wouldn't mind but they're learning fowl language.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters'PNEIS'and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors today while rest are on Reddit.
My local pub's sign lost a letter today.
My local is called 'The Red Lion' - pretty typical for a British pub. However, the letter D had fallen off the sign above the door.
My grandfather, in true dad form: "Unlike the sign out the front, that pub you really can re lion."
