I am frequently tempted to toss both my dictionary and my thesaurus into my food processor...

...but let's not mince words.

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Just got my wife while talking about a gifts.

Wife: That's something I really want, a food processor!

Me: No. We already agreed to eat healthy in the new year.

Wife: What are you talking about? You can make some really healthy foods in a food processor.

Me: I refuse to continue to eat processed food.

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