I lost my multimeter...

It must be a fluke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2fast4u180
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My dad is in the hospital and king of dad jokes.. I'd love to make him a little book

Hi! My dad had a heart attack last week, then went home, less than 12 hours later was back in with a one in a million fluke chance that he'd have complication. He's been in for a week now and was told he is nothing short of a miracle. I'm pregnant and can't really go see him often in ICU because of the very very sick people, but I wanted to do something special and thought i'd ask here. He is pretty down about the whole thing, usually pretty active guy keeping himself busy but I would love to create a little book for him to cheer him up. Nothing crazy but maybe some great jokes to keep him on the cheery side I might include a little art for him too with the joke. Thanks everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulgarwanderer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What’s the one fish you can order just once?

A fluke,.... because if you do it again, it’s not a fluke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runfarawayoften
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish

but I think it was just a fluke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spenpenn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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If your digital multimeter gives a bogus reading, try it again.

It's probably a Fluke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What did they say about the dolphin that tripped it's friend?

He did it on porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeCallMeNomad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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What did the whale say to the surfer when he accidentally hit him with his tail?

Sorry, it was a fluke 😐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katieglove
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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