Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
I would have a daughter
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
.....and got scammed out of $10,000.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
That’s the punch line.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
A barberqueue
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
For Spring Training!
I can't log out.
This was a problem on my step sons homework. No matter what, he couldn't seem to grasp it. So, I grabbed some post-it notes, turned it to a diamond and said "this is a diamond correct?" he says yes. I then turn the post-it notes a few degrees and say "this is a square correct?" And he instantly got what he had to do. I then threw out this, grade "A" knee slapper of a line "Diamonds are just crooked squares, you can't trust'em".
I think I'm gonna put on my jorts and tube socks now.
it can take off Or lando
It’s an LGBT Queue
That was the punchline
but graphing is where I draw the line
There's no menu. You get what you deserve.
A punch line.
And I’m laughing my Ossoff
It's in celebration of the universe.
It’s spam.
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
"People say I have an infectious personality."
It was a Shih Tzu
A chu-chu train!
There was no answer, it just kept ringing.
It's a play on words.
Investigator
That's the punch line.
That's the punch line
I guess you could call that a punch line
That's the punch line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
