Fisher (animal) Puns

The first one turns to the other and says, “you know I beat Bobby Fisher a couple of times and even taught him a thing or two.”

The other one replies, “that’s nothing I took Kasparov, and Botvinnik down on a regular basis.”

The two continue conversing and becoming more animated in the stories of their Chess matches and conquests.

Finally a manager approaches and clears his throat. “Excuse me gentlemen. We’ve gotten a couple of inquiries about your discussion and unfortunately I have to ask you to continue this in your rooms or at the bar. We simply cannot have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying “Hi” as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, “Here comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”

And Son waves and says “Hi!” and giggles.

Wife: “And there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”

Son: “Hi... toots”

Wife: “Yes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”

Son: “Hi!”

Wife: “That’s the ‘Hi of the Tiger’”

Me: “... 💀 💀 💀”

Wife: “You love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”