Hello everyone!

We currently have five AMAs set for this week. You can see these in the sidebar calendar. Just in case you have not seen it or are unable to, here are the details.

###October 22 - Fireproof Games, developers behind The Room Today (Monday), October 22nd at 1pm ET / 10 am PT / 5pm GMT, Fireproof Studios, developers behind The Room are performing an AMA on the subreddit. You can find a trailer for The Room here or see the website for the game here.

###October 23 - Space Mace, developers behind Joggernauts Tomorrow (Tuesday), October 23rd at 1pm ET / 10 am PT / 5pm GMT, Space Mace, developers behind Joggernauts are performing an AMA on the subreddit. You can find a trailer for Joggernauts here or see the website for the game here.

###October 24 - Snowhydra Games, developers behind Zarvot Wednesday, October 24th at 1pm ET / 10 am PT / 5pm GMT, Snowhydra Games, developers behind Zarvot are performing an AMA on the subreddit. You can find a trailer for Zarvot here or see the website for the game here.

###October 25 - Grimorio of Games & Jandusoft, developer and publisher behind Super Hyperactive Ninja Thursday, October 25th at Noon ET / 9am PT / 4pm GMT, Grimorio of Games & Jandusoft, developer and publisher behind Super Hyperactive Ninja are performing an AMA on the subreddit. You can find a trailer for Super Hyperactive Ninja here or see the website for the game here.

###October 22 - Jutsu Games & SONKA, developers behind 911 Operator Friday, October 26th at Noon ET / 9am PT / 4pm GMT, Jutsu Games & SONKA, developers behind 911 Operator are performing an AMA on the subreddit. You can find a trailer for 911 Operator here or see the website for the game here.

Please remember these are our guests, so remember rule 1.

If you want to check out some of our past AMAs, head here for a table listing them.

u/phantomliger and the Mod Team. :)

I just played the first two on Steam, getting the third one on my phone since there is no pc release and I was wondering if y'all knew of other puzzle "escape the room" based games in the same style. The Room series went far and above those old Flash Escape games I played on Kongregate growing up, it was reasonably difficult, and used a lot more than Point-and-Click mechanics and also had a really fleshed out environment/back story. Any suggestions?

It’s here. The Cave Update, with a side of cliffs. That’s right, The Caves & Cliffs Update: Part I is launching today!

Now you can finally swim with the glow squid, fight alongside the axolotls, and get rammed off a mountain by a goat. You can also build with new blocks like copper, pointed dripstone, and moss, hang some hanging roots and cave vines, and marvel at the new ore textures. Light up your homes, caves, mineshaft and lives with the glow berry. Build a spyglass and peep your next adventure or just keep track of what that Creeper over yonder is doing. Wait, what is it doing? Is it getting closer, or is this spyglass just really good?

Have fun with Part I!

This update can also be found on minecraft.net.

Features

• Added Dripstone Blocks and Pointed Dripstone
• Added Block of Amethyst, Budding Amethyst, Amethyst Cluster, and Amethyst Bud
• Added Block of Raw Iron, Copper, and Gold
• Added Candles
• Added Copper
• Added Deepslate
• Added Glow Lichen
• Added Lava Cauldrons
• Added Lightning Rod
• Added Lush Caves blocks
• Added Powder Snow
• Added Raw Copper, Raw Iron, and Raw Gold items
• Added the Axolotl
• Added the Glow Squid
• Added the Goat
• Added Spyglass
• Added Tinted Glass
• A Shulker hitting a Shulker with a Shulker Bullet can make a new Shulker
• Additions to Wandering Trader and Mason trades
• Bundles and Shulker Box items will drop their contents when destroyed
• Changed Infested Block destroy times
• Changes to the Shipwreck and Mineshaft loot
• Dirt Paths (formerly Grass Path) can now be made by using a Shovel on Dirt, Podzol, Mycelium, or Coarse Dirt (as well as Grass)
• Drowned now has a chance of dropping a Copper Ingot, and they no longer drop Gold Ingots
• Experience Orbs now sometimes merge when in large quantities to improve performance. This does not change the rate at which the player can absorb them, it simply limits the amount of separate orbs floating around in the world. Orbs that merge will gain the lifetime of the most recently created one.
• Holding down the space bar now increases the scroll speed in the credits
• Minecarts and Rails work in water
• Particles now appear when Pistons break blocks
• Reordered some blocks in the Building Blocks Tab in the Creative Menu
• Reordered the Redstone Tab in the Creative Menu
• Simple Firework Rockets with one Gunpowder can now be crafted using the recipe book

Accessibility

• Added an alter

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

From Mike on Discord:

>Hey, @everyone! I'm gonna be playing requests all night BUT the stipulation is that you choose from the 125 new songs I have listed below. These are all songs that I intend to record studio demos of over the next year. The list is as follows:

1. The Same Old Chords
2. Your Stupid Face
3. Hanging Fire
4. Throw it to the Wind
5. I Ain't Writing Poetry
6. Where the Fuck are My Keys
7. A Dog's Life
8. Stormwind
9. Nuclear Family
10. Puzzle Perfect Picture
11. (Ineffable)
12. It's a Really Hard Time to Be Falling in Love
13. Gimme Love
14. Sea of Frustration
15. I Fucking Hate These Lyrics
16. Dynamite
17. Champions
18. The Devil at Your Door
19. Happy Valentine's
20. Wicked Thoughts
21. Never Trouble Trouble Til Trouble Trouble's You
22. Pleasant Dreams
23. Pugilism in the Face of Love
24. Sometimes the Sound of Rain
25. Still Life with Peaches
26. Summer's Gone
27. Get Out (Into the Summer)
28. Some Things Hurt
29. Every Day
30. Drifting Further from the Sharing World
31. I'm Your People
32. You're in My Blood
33. The Only Hope I can Hope For
34. Let it Bleed
35. Still We Bleed
36. So Much Nothing
37. Take Me Home
38. Hurt Me Whole
39. Where are the Heroes
40. White Noise
41. Your Boy
42. The Apple
43. Today is Your Birthday
44. It Gets Hard
45. Weird, Weird World
46. Self-Inflicted Wound
47. Lovin You is Hard Sometimes
48. Prisoner 65
49. Lonely Bee in the Honey Tree
50. It's Gonna Be Okay
51. I'm Gonna Fuck it All Up
52. Come On Back
53. Bad Boys
54. Collect Calls (in the Key of F# Major)
55. Come Do Anything
56. Everything You Say Isn't True
57. Erase Me
58. Stand Fast
59. Sweetness
60. Banshee
61. A Terrifying Love
62. Making Hay
63. Underwater @ the Bottom of the Pool
64. Suffering & Sorrow
65. What My Heart Tells My Head (Part 2)
66. What My Head Tells My Heart (Part 2)
67. The Sound
68. Any Body
69. She's Unstoppable
70. Bust A Nut
71. Ladies & Gentlemen, We are on Fire!
72. My Wasted Time
73. I Love You So Hard
74. Come On
75. Baby, You Got It, Now Show Them You Want It
76. Snug as a Bug
77. Don't Need A Thing
78. Fireproof
79. Like a Bullet from a Gun
80. Everything You Wanted
81. Sunshine 'n Darkness
82. All the Time in the World
83. Ride the Tiger
84. Wild Animals
85. He Didn't Even Leave a Note
86. The Short Straw
87. Take the Fire
88. What Make You Valuable
89. So Much Sunshine
90. A Shitty Little Ditty
91. Kick It
92. Everyone Can Sing
93. Brambles & Fetters
94. The Way We Dance
95. You Are Everything
96. The Wholly Truth
97. Wretch
98. Love On
99. Meant to Be
100. Somewhere Special
101. Keep Hol

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

I want to put my kiln in an indoor studio but I can't find much on how to fireproof the walls and floor around the kiln. I found something from Skutt, but that just said 18 inches from the walls, without any mention of lining the walls or floor with bricks or whatever. For instance if 18 inches from a regular wall is OK, then can the clearance be less if I put a 1 inch concrete board on the wall? How about a full brick wall?

The floor (basement concrete with linoleum) seems obvious. A layer of 2 inch patio stones would do the trick from what I've read, but the walls and clearance are important as there is only so much room available.

Thanks for any help/info.

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.