What do you call a theater production near the equator that uses figurative or metaphorical themes?

Tropecal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObligitoryApe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...

Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_22_14_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunny_McShoot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.

They were already assembled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I just figured out I was colourblind

It came out of the yellow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamTheMango
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My kid couldn't figure out how to pronounce abominable so I drew a guide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarkDocklate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.

I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownemoji
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas

I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.

I couldn’t fathom it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I figured out why I am so shy and awkward

A main part of my body is called the nervous system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......

I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthchris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I Figured out the secret chord that David played!

It's Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Figuring out how to starve a zombie isn’t difficult.

It’s a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_October
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Made me cringe, figured it fits here /r/cyberpunkgame/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddy1c3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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How do figure skaters prepare for competitions

Pract-ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalBiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...

Saw (goodnight everybody!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterOfBunnies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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How did the detective figure out who the engineer murdered?

He found his locomotive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works

It literally makes no sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingbeans312
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but She figured out that I was only..

..after my money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home all the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piemamamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.

At least he told us to be positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Figure out the joke yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just-Be-Chill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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You could say I have an hour glass figure

It takes me an hour to figure out where my glasses are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chunkzz5159
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?

They forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I figured out Forrest Gump’s password!

1FORREST1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined

Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I figured out how to get over someone

Now i know this usually isnt the subreddit to post this, but I met this dude here and i don’t know how else to reach him. We talked for a small bit and he told me he wanted to kill himself over a girl that left him, so if you’re reading this please know that if you still need to get over her: use a ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westley_blue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Need help figuring out a pun

My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.

One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.

So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarcosanAnarchist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Theres 3.3 million people in here so I figured id go ahead and post that im looking for one night stand.

Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMilesM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...

But then it started to make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I have figured out why none of my friends like my cheesy jokes and puns.

They are laughtose intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_Cha_Bu_Duo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was going crazy, looking around, trying to figure out who said "heads up"

And that's when it hit me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetrandy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a Stick Figure that has been going to the gym?

A Log Figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikotiiiini
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.

And that made all the difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cderry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.

If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuttsMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Just figured I’d announce that I’ll be doing a theatrical performance on puns later this week.

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_October
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Everyone remembers the historical figure Karl Marx

But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure Karl Marx.....

But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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