A list of puns related to "Field army"
I get back home from a month out field on ex in the Army and I take a shower with my missus. I then look at my face in the mirror after.
"I reckon I still have cam cream in and behind my ears" I say.
"I can't see any of it" says my wife.
"Of course you can't see it mate, it's cam cream" says I.
wife groans
"I see the Navy has the advantage over the Army cause they are playing in a field of water in your town. If the field could change to mud the Army might have a chance to come back. Not much time left though. "
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