12 Hilarious Fidel Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I once finished runner-up in a Fidel Castro look-a-like contest.

Close, but no cigar.

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👤︎ u/TehIrishSoap

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?

A dictatorship

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👤︎ u/Dane_Axe

📅︎ Jul 23 2019

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My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol

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👤︎ u/Roso_124588

📅︎ Jan 30 2019

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On the burial plans for Fidel Castro

I ask my girlfriend, "Do you think Castro will be cremated or buried?"

She says, "I couldn't care less why what do you think?"

I reply, "Probably cremated, people love to smoke Cubans."

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👤︎ u/Subbbie

📅︎ Nov 26 2016

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I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.

I guess I just didn't get the connection.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Creepeer

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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Fidelity just announced a retirement plan for Rock ‘n Rollers

It’s called the David Lee Roth.

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👤︎ u/demaionewton

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Which dictator has the greatest passion for food?

Fidel Gastro.

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👤︎ u/Blan_Uator

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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I'm an audiophile and my gf wanted to try polyamory.

I said nah. Fidelity is important to me.

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👤︎ u/luxxanoir

📅︎ Apr 28 2020

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What do you call a communist violin?

The second Fidel.

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👤︎ u/PandorianDroniad

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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Pets, puns and dictators

Help wanted from r/puns!

I am planning to make my girlfriend a picture calendar for 2015 of some dog/ cat based puns of famous dictators. I'm running short of ideas, and so am turning to Reddit, given their penchant for all things pets and puns.

My ideas so far:

Adolf Kitler

Chairman miaow

Kitty Amin

Ho chi(huahua) Min

Robert Pugabi

Colonel Catdafi

Saddam Hussaint Bernard

Benito Pussolini

Fidel Catstro

I'm looking to Reddit's collective pun power to generate some more ideas. Help me punslingers!

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👤︎ u/reddallthat

📅︎ Dec 25 2014

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This ain't my first Rodeo...

https://i.imgur.com/kAHzii0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

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👤︎ u/TeNppa

📅︎ Aug 04 2017

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Where do terrorists go to store their money?

In Fidelity Bank! :D

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👤︎ u/theyoungmathprof

📅︎ Sep 13 2015

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