If Salvador Dali had been knighted and into fishing he would be...

Sir Reel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I want to open a sandwich shop called Salvador DelΓ­

We’ll specialize in melts.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What was Salvador Dali’s favorite breakfast?

Surreal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JessRabid
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What is Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food?

Surreal.

EDIT: My coworker demands that I give her credit for this. And she's right

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?

He was having a brush stroke

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How did Salvador Dali start his mornings? ...

With a bowl of surreal..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nopi66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Salvador Deli
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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I got my kid a toy of a surrealist painter

It’s her Salvador dolly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PercivalFailed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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[Request] A name for a store.

I was just assigned an architecture project to design a retail building of some sort. The products, name and theme are all free for me to choose, so I want to make it a killer pun.

What's a punny store name/product combo I can use?

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