It’s a whisk I’m willing to take
Now I'm Baroque.
... cantaloupe.
It really confuses me, I never have that problem when I call the house.
Someone has to help oversized loads make it down the highway
A cAntelope.
(Just made this one up at the dinner table tonight with the kids!)
Because it takes Juan to know Juan
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
Then everybody got it.
It’s a mean award.
Because they cantaloupe 🍈
Dont believe me? Just watch.
When all of a sudden my 3 year old drops her toy mermaid on the table right into a side cup of marinara. I took advantage of the situation.
"I didn't know she was an Italian mermaid"
Groans were had amongst all.
My dad ordered their seafood pizza to which the waitress replies, "Thats only available at happy hour." Dad says, "But we're happy right now!"
Me: So [family friend] drives this all the way to work? Dad: No, she drives a smaller car.
Cantaloupe
