Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?

I dont like tractors any more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matmanlives
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A friend asked me to come and have a look at his broken extractor fan

I told him I don't have much experience in cheering up former tractor enthusiasts but I'll give it a spin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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A diamond extractor walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve miners here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahydron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Tom absolutely loves tractors

A little boy named Tom was approaching his 3rd birthday, and absolutely adored the show "Tractor Tom", partially because of his name being spoken, and partially because he loved tractors.

As the day drew nearer, his parents decided to buy him a toy tractor as a gift. The rest of his toys were gone with the wind at this point, as Tom spent all his waking hours playing with this one tractor toy.

Fast forward a few years, and Tom's now approaching his 10th birthday, with his love for tractors intact and intensified. His parents discuss what to get for him, and decide that a ride-on tractor to replace his bike is the best gift they can give him.

Tom absolutely loves the gift, and spends all of his time out of school riding around the neighbourhood while his bike collects dust in the garage.

We come forward a few more years, as Tom approaches his 18th birthday, with an only intensified adoration of tractors. His father pulls him aside on the morning of his birthday, saying "Now son, I know that we've promised you a car, but we know what you really want."

He leads him outside, to a brand new tractor with a bow on it, saying that this is his welcome to adulthood.

Tom is beyond excited, and spends the next few months going everywhere in his tractor - grocery trips, bars, classes, friends' houses.....

Again, a few years later, Tom is driving down a back country road, in the middle of nowhere, with his tractor, in the middle of a storm. The tractor breaks down, and with no air conditioning or any form of modern comforts, Tom is in a miserable mood until someone finally comes past for him to flag down for help. After this, Tom realises that although tractors are fun, maybe they're not the best transport method out there.

Tom ages through a few more years, and finds himself driving down another road in the middle of nowhere in his car, and sees a house on fire just off the road. Being a good samaritan, he pulls over and heads up the driveway to a woman running out of the house screaming "Please, help, help! My baby is trapped in there! Go and call 911, please!"

Tom turns around, then, before leaving, has a brainwave.

He turns back and walks towards the flames, saying "Don't worry, ma'am, I've got this."

He takes a deep breath in, and the fire disappears into nothingness. As you'd expect, the woman is in awe, and asks, "Oh my God, how did you do that?!"

Tom simply responds, "Well you see ma'am, I'm an extractor fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asurarkt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I used to like tractors but I don't like them anymore.

I guess you could call me an extractor fan.

(Taken from r/3amjokes by u/Suave_Sidd, the crossposting doesn't work)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntn_98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Once my little boy stopped loving tractors, he started to really suck the air out of the room.

He became an extractor fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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House Fire

When I was a kid, my favourite thing ever was tractors. It was my first word, my first toy, I had posters of them on my bedroom walls and I loved to draw them too. Unfortunately with age I don’t quite have the same amount of passion nowadays. This all became relevant recently as there was this house fire on my street last week. My instincts told me to enter the house to save the family inside as the Fire Service hadn’t arrived yet. I was able to break down a door and actually clear all of the smoke from the house saving everyone inside. I escorted them out to be greeted by the Fireman who had just arrived. Puzzled, they asked how on earth I was able to clear all the smoke. I simply replied β€œI’m an extractor fan”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecialBKay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I used to Love JCB, John Deere and Massey Ferguson's agricultural vehicles. But now I hate them

I'm an extractor fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapershackltd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Do you want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?

β€œI used to love tractors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alasqalul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I used to like tractors...

Now I'm an extractor fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabbitsdiedaily
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call someone who doesn't like tractors any more?

An extractor fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SundayBunDay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I used to be a fan of tractors

I’m an extractor fan

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