A list of puns related to "Export hay"
The new version of Mealie, by u/Akmantainman and the community, recipe planner is released with lots and lots of enhancements! Make sure to read the changelog because there are some breaking changes.
The demo can be tried here: https://mealie-demo.hay-kot.dev
Including:
https://hay-kot.github.io/mealie/changelog/v0.5.0/
And MANY, MANY more! ππ
Join the discord for any questions!
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
This is your 14-minute Wednesday report in 3536 words.
##Iron Mandate: 29 properties worth $12.5 million with suspicious origins / hundreds are under investigation
The government recently enacted asset forfeiture reforms that could require officials to prove they did not steal the property they own if there is evidence pointing to embezzlement or laundry.
Prosecutors said: during 2020, we received 201 reports about suspicious property origins implicating 430 individuals. In 2021 we had 18 reports, 1 court verdict, and the conclusion of 3 investigations.
During the investigation we sent 2,100 questions to numerous federal and local institutes, individuals, and businesses, to reveal the real owners of suspicious properties, the true volume of properties, etc.
We filed 7 international inquiries. We cooperated with authorities in foreign states on several occasions.
We filed 21 court cases to receive banking information: 12 approved fully, 6 approved partially.
We have uncovered 20 real estates, 5 movable properties, and 3 company shares with alleged illegal origins, worth Φ6.2 billion. The individuals implicated in these three cases have been summoned and invited to present their position.
https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1056940.html
##former police chief Vladimir Gasparyan's property assets are frozen
... as part of an asset forfeiture investigation. He was invited on June 18 to present his position. The court decided to place an arrest on the property in question.
https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1057000.html
##Ilham Aliyev's cousin is under money laundering investigation in London
Last year the media wrote about the UK authorities investigating a couple over $19.5 million in questionable origins. After a year under a gag order, the media has finally won the right to reveal who the couple is.
It's Mikaela Jav (Izzat Khanim Javadova), a London-based DJ who happens to be the cousin of Azeri President Ilham Aliyev, and her husband.
The couple used a network of offshore firms to receive funds in their UK accounts in a way that - according to authorities - was designed not to involve an auditable trail of transactions.
Six of these companies were identified as being part of Azerbaijani Laundromat used by the Azeri regime to launder money, bribe European officials, etc.
It has been known that high-ranking Azeri officials used the Laundromat, but this is the f
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