Ex (relationship) Puns

A list of puns related to "Ex (relationship)"

When I told my ex girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship.

I screamed, "Lego of me!"

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👤︎ u/Apostjustforthis
📅︎ Feb 20 2017
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I made a graph for my past relationships.

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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👤︎ u/Not_donald-trump
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour

She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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I made a graph showing my past relationships..

It was an ex axis and a why axis.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why did the pirate bury a painting of their past relationship, with their treasure?

Ex marks the spot.

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👤︎ u/MrHollowed
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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It’s not clear if Elon Musk has really moved on with his past alien-girlfriend relationship.

Look how much he’s invested in his Space Ex...

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👤︎ u/ExWeirdStuffPornstar
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Dadjoked my *now* ex-girlfriend while she was breaking up with me.

So, today my girlfriend broke up with me. To keep it short, we were together for a few month and everything happened really fast. Bla bla bla, she said something about how she always felt comfortable around me but never could develop any strong love feelings for me.

She: "This week I was thinking a lot about us, our relationship and future and I took off my 'cheesy being-in-love-glasses' Me: Well, I know you're still wearing your contacts..." (she actually did)

So I got that going for me which was nice. But now I'm sad.

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👤︎ u/Germerica
📅︎ Nov 15 2014
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Got my students today

I'm explaining problem solving to my HS freshmen physical science class and I get to the part about the formula, which I call a "relationship". I say that I, personally, am in a long term relationship with my ex-girlfriend. "I thought you were married" a bunch shout out. I am, my wife used to be my girlfriend.

Groans ensued, but the best part was one young lady shaking her head saying "I hate you so much Mr. RichardCranium_"

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👤︎ u/RichardCranium_
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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👤︎ u/mkoruda
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I made a graph about all my previous relationships

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis

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👤︎ u/ovi2wise
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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I made a graph showing my past relationships.

It has an EX axis and a Why Axis

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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