There’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean that colour is…a pigment of your imagination?
I split my sandwich into 2 exact halves. Now I don't know
My dog is the exact opposite of me. She pants when it's hot...
...but I only wear pants when it's cold!
Did you hear a team of scientists found a new pill that does the exact opposite of Viagra?
The lead scientist said “it wasn’t hard”.
My wife's butt cheeks have the exact same size.
I need a subreddit for my exact needs. I’m neither extremely for nor extremely against sleeping
I'm just r/mildlyintoresting
I hired some felines for my business. They all do the exact same job of duplicating documents.
Just a bunch of copycats.
Did you know that 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 generate the exact same sum?
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Ten plus Ten equals Twenty.
Eleven plus Eleven equals Twenty Too.
I tried to 3D-print an exact replica of a refrigerator from a famous company, but their executives wouldn't let me.
They said it's because of copyright infridgement.
I don't understand why people pay with exact change.
They've discovered a breed of oxen that is genetically identical from one generation to the next, each one an almost exact copy of the one that came before except for some slight degradation.
Next year is going to be the exact same as last year
I’ll never forget my dad’s reaction when I told him I’d made an exact genetic copy of him for his birthday
I feel like I've sat on this exact same toilet, reading these exact same articles, on this exact same phone...
I'm having a serious case of déjà poo. 🥴
Just staring out the window of my nine-to-five, feeling like I’ve seen this exact thing a million times before…
I think I’m having day-job view.
Let me give you my exact location. I am
I made an exact replica of the Hugh Laurie doctor character from Lego
Why do hardware stores never have an exact price for sandpaper?
They only have a rough idea.
I was watching the weather on TV one day when I saw the radar. Weeks later I saw the weather again and the exact same radar image was being shown!
It must have been a Doppler-ganger.
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
What were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?
I use to think that I had the exact same padlock as my friend, but upon closer inspection..
It was clear to see that they had some key differences.
I once saw two octopuses that looked the exact same.
They must have been itentacle twins.
I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.
No one can follow my thot process.
they call Gordon Ramsey “raw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
The cashier gave me some coins back after I gave her the exact amount.
I looked at her confused with the coins in my hand and said,
"I paid the exact total. This makes no cents."
If you ask communists for the time, they'll never tell you the exact minute.
If you ask why they'll say: "It's all hours"
What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?
A teacher told a student that no two people see color in the exact same way.
The student then asked...Does this mean that color is a pigment of your imagination?
My wife was yelling and upset with me that I couldn't figure out the exact route to her parents house in Canada from our place in Ohio.
I told her it was border line abuse.
What do you call an exact copy of you that smells better?
It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle
But I had to get it just right
My coworker thinks it's amazing that I go poop at the exact same time every day.
I keep telling him I'm just a regular dude.
If scientists made an exact duplicate of Elsa ...
... would it be an Ice Queen Clone?
What do you call an Asian man who is just like Exact Lee?
Some people are the exact opposite of what they post online...
...maybe they should call it 2facebook
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