Event (computing) Puns

Once upon a time there was a man who had a very talented dog. It was able to program computers, and also able to play the piano.

Then a series of events happened which led to the punchline, which is: don't worry, his Bach is worse than his byte.

I walk downstairs to find my parents sitting at the computer discussing directions to an upcoming family event. Mom: How can Google and Bing give you completely different directions and both are wrong? Dad: That's because one is from the west coast and the other is Chinese. Me: Bing is not a Chinese company. Dad: Sure it is. Bing bong ching.

I... I was not sure how to react to this one.