A list of puns related to "European mink"
It is almost my first anniversary of being in the RepLadies community (although NOT my anniversary of the rep game). This community only heightened my purchasing power hahahah. Either way, I've made many purchases on DHG and AE over the last year. Some great ones, some total fails, and some ehhhhs. I'll spare you everything else, but wanted to share the great purchases because I have no shame to share that I spend hours a week reading posts on this community and you all are my people!Also, I'm in my mid 30's so, just going to preface with that. Sorry, not hot girl summer stuff, even if I am a hot mom :-P
AE- Man. I bought a lot more on AE, but so many links are down and even the stores are down. What a bummer!
Senreve Aria Belt Bag - [AE] - UNBRANDED - This bag is unbranded, but it is real leather and super nice. Because this is a belt bag, the logo normally would end up facing your hip, so if that is the type of thing that you focus on, it may not be so important here. I got it in white, and love it! Wore it to the zoo with my son and felt like a hip mom :-)
Moncler PomPom Hat - [AE] - Super cute!! I would never ever spend money on this in real life, but saw it for $25 and was like, sure why not. It looks so legit and is super warm. Got it in pink so if some of my makeup rubs off, it wouldnt be horrible hah.
Fuzzy Slippers - [AE] - not a rep, not a dupe, but look cute on your feet and your husband or wife wont wonder whose got the smelly feet since your feet can breathe. The end!
DHG-
Gucci Ultrapace Sneaker - [DHG] - this sneaker is LEGIT!! I got it in the pink, blue and black color and am inlove. I'm going to order more shoes from this seller. Super impressed with the shoe.
Gucci Marmont Block Heel [DHG] - These shoes are absolutely gorgeous!! Look like the realllll deal. No complaints on the quality, the only thing is, for some reason it bothered my foot arch. Could be me being an old hag, or idk....I'm sure it's the same in the original. I might venture into buying the smaller heel from them soon. Love the shoes!
**Louis Vui
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
This is your 12-minute Wednesday briefing in 2908 words.
##countries by alcohol consumption per capita
Cook Islands 12.97 liters
Latvia 12.90
Czechia 12.73
Georgia 7.45
Russia 7.29
Armenia 3.77
Azerbaijan 1.38
Turkey 1.18
Iran 0.02 (tourists cough cough party in Armenia cough)
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/mapped-countries-by-alcohol-consumption-per-capita/
##Tashir Pizza's mass poisoning lab results have arrived
179 people were taken to the hospital last week after eating in multiple locations of the pizza chain.
The water results were clean. Dozens of surface samples tested positive with salmonella enteritidis, Staphylococcus aureus, and listeria.
The salmonella was in a sauce, meats, mushrooms, grated cheese, and chicken products; it appears lettuce was a major source. Hospital patients' feces also tested positive for salmonella.
The authorities are also inspecting several food suppliers, including the mayonnaise (Father and Son Avagyan Ltd) and poultry (Kurnikov Ltd) factories to uncover the original source.
https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1067789.html https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1067829.html
##Russiaβs largest online retailer Wildberries wants to build a logistics warehouse center in Armenia
Economy Ministry: Wildberries has 30 pickup points in Armenia. The cooperation with Wildberries is of particular importance, especially in terms of ensuring the presence of Armenian goods on its platform.
Wildberries: we'd like to open a logistics and sorting center in any free economic zone in Armenia. It'll allow us to shorten the delivery time of imported goods, and simplify the transportation and storage when processing local goods.
Economy Ministry: we reached an agreement with Wildberries to provide e-commerce courses to small and medium Armenian businesses. //
Wildberries operates in 17 countries including Europe. Its annual turnover was 437 billion rubles ($6.1B).
http://arka.am/en/news/business/russia_s_largest_online_retailer_wildberrries_wants_to_build_logistics_warehouse_center_in_armenia/
##Yerevan-Tbilisi-Baku railway
Security Council chief Grigoryan: Armenia will gain access to Azerbaijan's railway infrastructure after the unblocking of communication routes. The group is currently discussing cargo routes involving Yerevan-Tbilisi-Baku, and from there to Russia and other countries. //
https://factor.am/439979.html
##opinion by analyst Richard
... keep reading on reddit β‘What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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