Police shoots criminal in Ettelbruck rtl.lu/news/national/a/17…
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Hausfrau sucht einen Mann Luxembourg Esch-sur-Alzette Diekirch Echternach Steinfort Rumelange Bascharage Mondorf-les-Bains Frisange Grevenmacher Remich Capellen Wiltz Vianden Mersch Clervaux Redange-sur-Attert PΓ©tange Schifflange Differdange Walferdange Dudelange Strassen Hesperange Sanem Ettelbruck
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Does anyone know if the Radar by Ettelbruck flashes those merging onto the road as well as those on the road?
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Ettelbruck: weekend brawl in primary school playground today.rtl.lu/news/luxembo…
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"City of Ettelbruck" lining up on 9 at IAH.
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"Ettelbruck - the gateway to the Ardennes" (Luxembourg, 1950s-1970s)
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I just got really excited and thought I saw a hummingbird in Ettelbruck enjoying the flowers. Turns out it was a moth... But a very pretty moth called the "hummingbird hawk-moth". Never seen one before and wanted to share (not my image). reddit.com/gallery/immlnl
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Escapardenne, Ettelbruck, Luxembourg Sept'19 -
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Escapardenne, Ettelbruck, Luxembourg Sept'19 - (4608x3456) (OC)
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Waiting for a train in Ettelbruck, Luxembourg
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United in destruction, the wrecks of a M4A3 Sherman and StuG III Ausf. G near the cemetery in Ettelbruck, Luxembourg - 1944 [1470x1170]
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Luxembourgers call Ettelbruck the Β«Chicago of the NorthΒ». How bad is it really?
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Ettelbruck Station - As USF

This is probably a silly question, but do you guys struggle on this map as USF (or allies in general)? My partner and I always found it to be a bit of a challenge, however since the last patch it is almost impossible to play. I find Axis just set up HMGs in a bunch of buildings making it impossible to move our infantry around. I will likely veto this map going forward.
Thoughts?

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United in destruction, the wrecks of a M4A3 Sherman and StuG III Ausf. G near the cemetery in Ettelbruck, Luxembourg - 1944 [1470x1170]
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United in destruction, the wrecks of a M4A3 Sherman and StuG III Ausf. G near the cemetery in Ettelbruck, Luxembourg - 1944
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Daniel Silva, o portuguΓͺs de Ettelbruck que jΓ‘ visitou mais de 100 paΓ­ses e foi preso em 2 deles wort.lu/pt/vida/daniel-si…
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[Destruction] United in destruction, the wrecks of a M4A3 Sherman and StuG III Ausf. G near the cemetery in Ettelbruck, Luxembourg - 1944
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[Race Thread] 2022 National Championships weekend - Day 1
Country Location/course Categories Event website Start time (CET) Livestream?
Belgium Middelkerke Junior (m/w) and elite/U23 women BKM 13:45 / 15:15 Junior men's race, Women's race
Czechia KolΓ­n Men and women Toi toi cup 12:00 / 13:30 Ceska Televise
Germany Luckenwalde Women CX DM 15:00 Live timing
Luxembourg Ettelbruck Men and women FSCL 14:00 / 15:15 No

The country names all link to the relevant parts of /u/mattxps preview video.

Not a lot of races today, but at least two with some live coverage! Not sure whether they'll be geoblocked, but we'll find out soon.

I've only included info on the elite races happening today, and I've included the Belgian junior men's race as it has a live stream. Some of the other countries also have junior and U23 races going on today, cyclocross24 is an excellent source for timing and results for those (though they can only post on what they can find).

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Is Echternach really as bad as they say?

I am considering moving there but a friend described Echternach as a "drug-infested hellhole". Allegedly there is a lot of gang violence and local gangs even de facto own several restaurants. I recall visiting once and being checked for drugs by a police dog. My friend also told me that he was once robbed at night while being threatened with a knife. Another point of concern is the close proximity to the socially troubled villages Moersdorf and Scheidgen. It just seems weird to me because on paper Echternach is pretty idyllic with the Basilika and the old abbey Lycee. Maybe you can help resolve my internal conflict...

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What about us?
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Where to find snow ?

Moien, I have a little snow in Petange, however it is already melted. Is there any other place in the north that is accessible by train so I can have a bit more snow to play with ? Thank you all for helping Asian boy only see snow thrice in his life :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lychee_vera
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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