I just heard a dirty joke about oil drilling.
Hammer - This is Not a Drill
Drilling holes is boring.
Screwing in some camera mounts and I dropped my drill, it came so close to hitting my daughter in the head...
Good thing it was only a drill!
When I was working at McDonald’s I had to wait on an NBA team.
They have put together their own Mircosoft Teams
Thanks, localization team
I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball
I was going to join the debating team
but somebody talked me out of it.
Guys this is not a drill!
It’s actually a screwdriver
Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today
Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?
They're going to be alloys.
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.
The police are looking into it.
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
Maybe he was....(takes long pause) perfoming a drill
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
Drilling holes is boring
I’ll just see myself out, thanks.
What did the SWAT team say to the running water?
Digging holes is not fun, but making them even bigger is even worse.
Some people think drills are interesting
I think they're just boring tools
Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
It's crazy how equestrians think they're so much better than the rest of us.
Get off your high horse, man.
Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?
They couldn't pull it together.
I'm at the dentist for the third filling this year....
Just watched a video about fancy drills
How does a cowboy greet an equestrian?
I just watched a video of a drill.
When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
I was going to join the debating team at University...
But I was talked out of it.
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