Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose

Many years ago, Β Red Skelton Β told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump Lump.

Willie explained to the young lady, β€œI keep a mongoose in my coat pocket. Β  That way, when I go home after drinking, and there are snakes all over the lawn of my yard, I let the mongoose loose and he kills them all, so it’s safe for me to enter the house.”

The young woman sadly tried to explain, β€œI’ve got news for you, Mr. Lump Lump, those snakes are imaginary!”

Willie Lump Lump replied, β€œI’ve got news for Β you, so is the mongoose!”

http://red-skelton.info/articles/jokes/willie-lump-lump-and-the-mongoose/

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