I got a seasonal card from a poached egg, an English muffin and a slice of Canadian bacon.

It said: Happy Hollandaise!

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When my friend in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag, she replied…

"Thanks for the Baghdad."

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Whipped this one out at work

One of my coworkers is a transsexual. He (formerly she) was telling me about some of his struggles.

"I had to go up to the corporate level in order to be able to use the restroom. Some people here were uncomfortable with me using either the mens or women's room when they found out."

"So, what you're telling me is. You had to fight for your right to potty?"

At first he facepalmed and sighed, admittedly I was a little worried I might have offended him... But he did get a chuckle out of it.

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My dad told me he can speak 6 languages fluently...

It's English, American, Canadian, Australian, Kiwi and Jamaican.

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