What's Elsa's favorite thing about lockdown during covid?
Ice-o-lation
My 9yr old came up with this one all by herself while watching Frozen.
Why you should never give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it go…
I saw an Elsa blanket
I didn’t get it though, the cold never really bothered me anyways.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
I guess Elsa couldn't survive a midwest winter
Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa
Even his marriage was relative
What did Elsa say when she ate the spoilt bread?
The mold never bothered me anyway.
Elsa and Dracula had a child.
They named him Frostbite.
Mommy, my Elsa doll doesn't blink
... because her eyes are Frozen... Maybe
My 5 year old just said this to me
How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?
The colt never bothered her anyway
Where does Elsa order her sandwiches?
Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?
“Chelsea’s Pizza” I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied “Did you say Elsa’s Pizza?” Realizing the opportunity I said “No, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsa’s Pizza?
“Frozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.
“Exactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”
From my niece "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?"
"Because she will just let it go." Ive had the biggest smile all day!!!!
Haven’t seen this on here yet, so to to keep the Elsa theme going...Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go.
Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday...
Must have been Frozen Waffles!
My dad saw my two cousins (both dressed as Elsa) get sticks caught in their dresses
My aunt: “oops look like they’re tangled up”
My dad: “they’re Frozen not Tangled”
Elsa's weakness was that she was shopaholic
It was her A-chilles heel
what did elsa do when she walked into her room
My daughter keeps getting mad that I use her Anna and Elsa bowl
I told her I need it to keep my ice cream Frozen^TM
If scientists made an exact duplicate of Elsa ...
... would it be an Ice Queen Clone?
Why doesn't Elsa care about being on the naughty list?
The coal never bothered her anyway.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon
Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon?
TIL: Einstein married his cousin Elsa.
Even his marriage was relative.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
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