Cortes Puns

A list of puns related to "Cortes"

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, “First offender?”

" No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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👤︎ u/no_bon3s_about_it
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who is this knight called Cadian?

And why does this Sir's rhythm keep messing with my sleeping schedule?

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👤︎ u/ib0T
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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👤︎ u/Becksy40
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