Ella...Vader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Ella
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Sam and Ella walked into a bar.

The bar got shut down by the health department.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Ella vader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!

When she asked why I responded β€œyou’ll get salmon-Ella!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P1nealColada
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Ella vader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmanrocks717
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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My friend Ella pointed at a nut and asked what it was

I said that's a Nutella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyImSpectrum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My 7-year-old son, Reese, has a crush called Ella who's moving schools. He wants to know which school she's moving to.

I wonder what Ella meant to Reese..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Did you hear about the song that Ella Fitzgerald was singing on the banks of the Alma in Ukraine?

It was Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClassyScotsman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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My grandpa was asking if Darth Vader's wife, Ella, was in the new movie.

Ella-vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vallence
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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I have sex daily

Edit: I have dyslexia*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killtrevor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What is Darth Vader's wife's name?

Ella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why was the character from Adventure Time called Flame Princess and not...

Cinder-ella

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?

Her name was Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?

His Sithsters.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McXhicken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.

Their names are Sam and Ella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Did you know Darth Vader has a sister?

Her name is Ella.

(Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter - so proud!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadnoughtPoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Have you guys heard of Darth Vader’s wife,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Little known Star Wars knowledge imgur.com/fPft6Sa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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What did the mathematician order at the Spanish restaurant?

A Ο€-ella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_iluvpizzas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I met Darth Vader’s wife at the mall yesterday.

Nice gal, her name’s Ella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanko89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My Dad was very close to a legendary long-con dad joke.

My name is Sam. My younger sister is two and a half years younger than I am. My dad was going to name her Ella so we would be Sam & Ella (Salmonella) but my Mom caught on and named her something else. He was so close!

I wouldn't have been mad at all, such dedication is worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaidTheBear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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What is Darth Vader’s wife’s name?

Ella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SladackasaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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My 5 year-old Dad joked me

My daughter, Ella, is 5 and we just watched Star Wars together for the first time a few weeks ago. Today, as we were getting on an elevator, she turned to me and said, "If I was I was Darth Vader's daughter I would be called Ella-Vader!". I love my kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwmida
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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My dad got me after my band/orchestra concert last night

important, my family speaks Spanish

After my school's Christmas concert, I went out to eat with my family. They were asking me about some people who were announced for having made it into the All-State Band and Orchestra, one of which was a string bass player (contrabajo in Spanish).

I told them: "Si... Ella toca contrabajo. (Yes... She plays string bass.)"

And my dad replies: "ΒΏPues si toca con trabajo, porque la aceptaron? (Well if she plays with difficulty, why did they accept her?)"

TL;DR: Contrabajo = string bass, con trabajo = with difficulty

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Darth Vader's new wife has his life full of ups and downs.

Her name is Ella.

Ella Vader.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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A Grizzly bear ate a fish and then found himself sick and dying on the riverbank...

Another fish swam near the shore and cried, "WHY. WHY DID YOU EAT MY WIFE, SALMON ELLA?"

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Paging

I hope this is the proper venue for this post. If not, feel free to delete me.

This came from when I was doing production lighting. Every once in a while during concert setup the audio tech would need help with mic check. Now the "real" audio guys would always just stand there going "check check check one two". Me being not a real audio guy wanted to have more fun than that, so I would always do "pages" as if I was paging people. But I would use these assumed names. Here is a partial list of names I would use. If you look closely you might notice a familiar u/name or two.

Paging Mister Lobbla … Mister Bob Lobbla (from Arrested Development)

Paging Mister Vitoomey … Mister Lee Vitoomey

Paging Mister Frescoe … Mister Al Frescoe

Paging Miss Haivure … Miss Bee Haivure

Paging Miss Mitch … Miss Miranda Mitch (my random itch - from The Mick?)

Paging Miss Dactyl … Miss Tara Dactyl

Paging Miss Falactec … Miss Anna Falactec

Paging Miss Tonin … Miss Sarah Tonin

Paging Mister Zinette … Mister Ray Zinnette

Paging Mister Reader … Mister Chip Reader

Paging Miss Kiaki … Miss Sue Kiaki

Paging Mister Doffish … Mister Stan Doffish

Paging Mister Debank … Mister Robin Debank

Paging Mister Festo … Mister Manny Festo

Paging Mister Ifornia … Mister Cal Ifornia

Paging Mister Itosis … Mister Hal Itosis

Paging Mister Saroni … Mister Rye Saroni

Paging Mister Nasium … Mister Jim Nasium

Paging Mister Aroon … Mister Mac Aroon

Paging Miss Ester … Miss Polly Ester

Paging Miss Rexia … Miss Anna Rexia

Paging Mister Zapan … Mister Pete Zapan

Paging Mister Tenuff … Mister Jess Tenuff

Paging Miss Eous … Miss Elaine Eous

Paging Mister Aroni … Mister Mac Aroni

Paging Mister Preneur … Mister Andre Preneur

Paging Mister Cetera … Mister Ed Cetera

Paging Mr. Zapple … Mr. Adam Zapple

Paging Mr. Bino … Mr. Al Bino

Paging Miss Slapter … Miss Ida Slapter

Paging Miss Talia … Miss Jenna Talia

Paging Mr. Rafone … Mr. Mike Rafone

Paging Mr. Zark … Mr. Noah Zark

Paging Miss Yoki … Miss Carey Yoki

Paging Mr. Foolery … Mr. Tom Foolery

Paging Mr. Atric … Mr. Jerry Atric

Paging Mr. Duttank … Mr. Phillip Duttank

Paging Mr. Anoma … Mr. Mel Anoma

Paging Mister Jass … Mr. Hugh Jass

Paging Mr. Onella … Mr. Sam Onella

Paging Mr. Maphobe … Mr. Jer Maphobe

Paging Mr. Packa … Mr. Al Packa

Paging Mister Dente … Mister Al Dente

Paging Miss Conda … Miss Anna Conda

Paging Miss Sharalike … Miss Sharon Sharalike

Paging Miss Bellum … Miss Sarah Bellum

Paging Miss Mennopey … Miss

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayZinnet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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With the trailer for the new Star Wars finally being released, I hope they finally bring up Darth Vader’s wife.

Ella.

Their relationship really had it’s ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akathecaptain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My Daughter told me she met Darth Vader's wife today.

She said her name is Ella.

Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodceilingfan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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My dear wife got me

She sends me the following exchange on Facebook Messenger today, while I am elbows deep into a pile of shit @ work.

Her: hey I heard darth vader's wife works in your building Her: Her name is Ella Vader Me: Go, just go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditg0nad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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Girlfriend delivered this one today

The girlfriend dropped this gem on me while watching Jeopardy:

GF: Did you know that Salmonella swims up your bloodstream?

Me: What? ... No? ...

GF: Yeah, because it's Salmonella.

sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elboro5000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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Girlfriend says she wants chickens soon

Gf: "And i know what i'm gonna call them"
Me: "Oh?"
Gf: "Sam & Ella"

.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vFlagR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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What's Darth Vader wife's name?

Ella, Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illthinkofonel8er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just found out Darth Vader has a sister.

Ella, Ella Vader.

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What is Darth Vader's wife's name?

Ella, Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdanzar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear that Darth Vader had a second wife?

Her name was Ella... Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What is Darth Vader's wife name?

Ella.

(Coworker's joke while in the Elevator)

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