Hydrogen. Helium. Lithium. Beryllium.

Long ago, the 118 nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the synthetic elements attacked..

Only the Chemist, master of all 118 elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Chemist, a potassium bender named Anion. And although his potassium bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.

But I believe Anion can save the world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDSinv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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A* Chemistry

I gave my students a periodic table test out of the blue.

They all got poor marks. I was so disappointed.

I thought we'd mastered the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coronabeer67843
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What do you call someone who can cook 4 things at once on 4 burners?

The Avatar, master of all 4 elements

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FleshRobot0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Stalin the Last Vodka Bender

Vodka…Vodka…Vodka…Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before he’s ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWimpyAsianKid
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