Ed Wood Puns

So, I've just got back into the game after taking the longest break from 6th. Started basically from scratch, and wanted to go back to my first army to really spark the nostalgia :) I made a wood elf list and played my bid who's doin Warriors of Chaos, and I've been crushing. Wanted to look some stuff up, to see if there were any better strats, and I found out they're panned pretty hard.

I was wondering if anyone could tell me why they're so bad? I get the no staying power, but I feel like I'm playing the glass cannon of army's. They hit like a ton of bricks. Always strikes first has saved my ass against bricks of 40 marauders, and lore of life can be a beast. I'll post my list, but, can someone tell me where the leak is in the ship?

Core

10 glade guard Full command Hagbane

10 glade guard Full command Hagbane

5 glade riders Full command

5 glade riders Full command

20 Eternal guard Full command

Special

5 wild riders Full command Banner of swiftness

5 wild riders Full command Shields Banner of eternal flame

7 wardancers

3 Warhawk riders

Rare

6 Waywatchers Sentinel

Lord Glade Lord Armour of destiny Great weapon Hail of doom arrow

Hero Spell singer Lvl 2 Dispel scroll Channel staff Elven steed Bow

1991 pts

I’m a 20M. Like I said in the title, I get frequent morning wood. But that is the only time my dick will get 100% hard. If I masturbate I’ll get about 70% hard when I’m close, but often It’ll just be a semi most of the way. I don’t understand what’s going on. I thought morning wood was a sign I’m healthy. I lost my virginity a few months back and it was super embarrassing because I couldn’t stay erect and I went soft inside her, probably the worst night of my life. I’m determined to do whatever I can to fix this, but I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

Shipping: I live in Alaska so all of the items are going to be flat rate $15 shipping or $20 for 2 games unless otherwise noted.

Condition: All games are played but in great condition unless otherwise noted, but expansions have been consolidated to the base game box.

Large Box Games with unique shipping costs:

Xia Legends of a Drift System + Embers of a Forsaken Star + Missions & Powers - $100 + $25 shipping (it's a beast of a game) Sold!

Descent 2nd Edition - $75 + $25 shipping (another beast of a game)

Descent 1st Edition - $100 + $40 shipping (enormous box)

Fortune & Glory - $80 + $40 shipping (another enormous box)

Amerigo - $20 + $25 shipping

Mage Knight + The Lost Legion Expansion - $40 + $20 shipping

Standard box games with $15 shipping or $20 shipping total for 2 games:

Carcassonne: The City (wood box edition) - $50 SOLD

Ashes Reborn - $20 SOLD

Core Worlds - $20

La Granja - $20

Trajan - $20

The Big Book of Madness - $15

Boss Monster - $5

10 Gallon Tank - $5

Paris Connection (still sealed) - $20

Klondike Rush - $10

Miyabi - $15

Nations The Dice Game - $20

Praetor - $15

Reply below & PM me if you are interested or have any questions. Cheers from Alaska!

I not masturbate that much only one time in a week and Max 2 to 3 times in a week ( amd that too only sometimes). And during i see progress after 5 to 7 days of no fap like hard erections but not like before and my pp is size is also not getting that big when hard like it used to be.

I can get hard later In the day or when I’m stimulated. But I can’t get stimulated visually or mentally. Is it just long refractory period?

Hey everyone,

I wanted to know your opinions about my situation and what can I do to improve. This has been going on for about 2 years now. When I was 19 I noticed some mild recession on my hairline, so I decided to be proactive and get on some sort of regimen to prevent further loss as much as possible. I hopped on ketoconazole shampoo (nizoral) and serenoa rapens (saw palmetto extract) capsules. I was hesitant to jump on finasteride because of post finasteride syndrome and all the side effects, so I decided to go with the "natural" analogue. Apparently, it decreases serum dht by around 35%.

I was on this regimen for around 5 months, but then I started noticing some side effects, so I stopped immediately. A couple of days after, I woke up without morning wood which was very weird to me. When I tried having sex with my girlfriend there was no response down there at all.

Therefore, went to do labs. I did a lot of labs throughout this time. My most recent relevant ones are below:

LH - 3.5 mIU

FSH - 1.65 mIU

Testosterone: 710ng/dl

Estradiol: 33pg/ml

SHBG: 47 nmol/l

Prolactin - most of the time it's in range, was above range once. Tried cabergoline to no avail. Irrelevant.

TSH - usually hovering around 2.65 to 3.4 mIU.

Went to doctors, they performed a penile doppler and found slight venous leakage. I then did a CT cavernosography and the diagnosis for venous leakage was confirmed. There is a leaky vein in my penis.

Tried HCG and pharma grade test prop for 7 weeks. The first 4 weeks were just HCG every other day 1500 iu, then switched to test prop 25 mg every other day. On hcg my test levels were 1060ng/dl, while on prop they were 3374 ng/dl. I didn't notice much improvement in the ed department, but my libido was extremely high that's for sure. Other than that, no improvements were noted. My libido is high anyways.

I was thinking maybe I should run the test for a longer time to notice improvements? I read that it may take like 6 months to start working, but when I read other people's posts they usually report immediate improvements, which I did not have in the span of almost 2 months. What are your guys suggesions.

Currrently on cialis, but tbh, it barely works on its own. Also tried nofap for quite some time, but it doesnt do much tbf and the effect quickly wears off. Thanks

I have a job that occasionally requires the team to build wooden supports or pedestals. Today, one of the guys spent a few minutes showing me the basics of the tools we were using, and I went on to spend the day building these pedestals no biggie. I was using an air compressor + brad nailer, impact driver, random orbital sander, putty and knife. Was my first one amazing? No- but each one after that was near perfect after I practiced once.

Of course another guy that arrives later in the day comes out, sees me working, goes, "Wow- did you do all of this??" and I smiled and dumb foxed, "What, like it's hard?" right back and all he could do was shrug because IT'S NOT HARD. I've also used jigsaws, circular saws, and oscillating multi tools. None of them are difficult to use after about 10 minutes of practice on scrap material.

Learn to do these things for yourself so YOU can wall mount that TV, and not wait on a man to do it for you. Not a friend, relative, or a stranger through something like taskrabbit, which could potentially put you and your household at risk. Obviously, if you have a HVM that can do these things, it makes sense to let him do it, but otherwise... boss up, love.

As anyone familiar with Ed Wood's life and career knows, this was the last "mainstream" movie Ed would direct and from then on, he would descend into directing porn (highly ironic given his last notable directing credit is essentially a "Reefer Madness"-style screed against the porn industry). And given the Johnny Ryder character is basically a stand-up for Ed himself, it seems like he foresaw what the future held for him. Ryder's office is plastered with posters of Ed's previous films (including "Bride of the Monster" and "The Violent Years", his other two MST credits) and at one point he says, "I look at this stuff and remember I once made good pictures." Ouch. So on the nose it's like Ed had a crystal ball for his career.

I mean, don't get me wrong, the movie is still a classic Ed Wood mess and the riffing is great ("KLINE!!!"), but it's hard not to get a little sad on how it predicted Ed's sad decline in the years to come.

There is no cooling unit with this I thought the cooling unit was broke but I actually just moved the screen, I still have the two replacement screens as well.

Asking $300 +shipping or 270 local.

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Every day in October for 30 days I'm watching a different scary movie set on Halloween. This one is not really scary I guess, but it gets grandfathered in by association.

Hollywood loves making movies about making movies.

That’s not a bad thing: You can make a good movie about just about anything, and it helps to have passion about your subject, of course. But I can’t shake the feeling that some of these movies do more for the people making them than for audiences.

Except for “Ed Wood,” the most outsidery inside Hollywood story ever. Writers Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski told Film Threat that apparently in their day, film school types made a fad screening Ed Wood movies and making contemptuous comments about them, a ritual which according to this film would only have cheered Wood up more anyway.

The pair instead sympathized with Wood on account of having made several bad movies themselves (“Problem Child 2” received a Golden Turkey a few years before this) and relating to how deceptively easy it is to shit the bed on these things.

So “Ed Wood” is really kind of a hagiography, putting a gentle lens on not just Wood’s life and career but by extension anyone else who has ever tried their best and created a compost casserole through no real fault of their own anyway.

I’d compare it to, say, the sympathetic coverage of Rebecca Black in recent years, except Ed Wood was not a teenager, although if he had been it’s hard to imagine anything would change.

Actually, Millennial audiences may particularly relate to 20-something Wood’s (played by pre-Jack Sparrow and breakfast wine Johnny Depp) creeping insecurity about hitting certain career benchmarks before becoming arbitrarily “too old.”

Martin Landau won an Oscar for his role as an aged and oft-humiliated Bela Lugosi in the dawn years of his life, and Rick Baker won one of his own for the makeup design that really, REALLY made Landau look like Bela Lugosi. (Tim Burton told Variety that he opted to shoot in black and white principally because it was too weird seeing “Lugosi” in color.)

Is this a Halloween movie? Technically yes, because Depp and Landau watch “White Zombie” together on Halloween night, and actually watching “White Zombie” with Bela Lugosi and two chihuahuas would indeed be my ideal Halloween night too.

This movie is essentially a fairy tale and cheats on the real history at least as often as it gets anything right; Wood ex Dolores Fuller complained for years about Sarah Jessica Park

It's been at least 3 weeks since I've had a full, hard morning wood. The ones I've had lately have been 80% at best.

I am not having morning wood for 2 years now, im 16 too shy to go the doctor any suggestion to get my morning wood back?

I not masturbate that much only one time in a week and Max 2 to 3 times in a week ( amd that too only sometimes). And during i see progress after 5 to 7 days of no fap like hard erections but not like before and my pp is size is also not getting that big when hard like it used to be.

I not masturbate that much only one time in a week and Max 2 to 3 times in a week ( amd that too only sometimes). And during i see progress after 5 to 7 days of no fap like hard erections but not like before and my pp is size is also not getting that big when hard like it used to be.

I not masturbate that much only one time in a week and Max 2 to 3 times in a week ( amd that too only sometimes). And during i see progress after 5 to 7 days of no fap like hard erections but not like before and my pp is size is also not getting that big when hard like it used to be.