Ebola Puns

Me: "Uh, no..."

Dad: "It went viral."

Me: ಠ_ಠ

chips.

I think they'd go viral.

Nevermind, you probably won't get it.

Dad just emailed this to me.

Do you know what he did the night before he showed symptoms?

He was E-Bowling!! LOL!!!

Me: A bowl of what?

Wife: A bowl of it's too early for dad jokes.

Obesity? Now that's a massive problem.

My friend Giuseppe, he a-bowled a 270!

My dad told this to me. My goodness.

Ebola Cereal

Ebola fruit.

say this one out loud if your stuck.

An Ebola crisis

With all of this Ebola talk going around, it's a perfect set up!

"I hope I don't get Ebola!"

"A-bowl-a what??"

**works anytime someone says Ebola

"No, you can have it in a bowl like everybody else."

Me: Did you guys see that video about Ebola?

Everyone: Various 'No's

Me: It went viral

Everyone: Many groans and chuckles

Ebola fruit.

flatmate has returned from overseas, they were coughing in the kitchen while doing dishes...

I said "oh no you have ebola!"

flatmate "no I have E-Plate-a"

Word for word " If Ebola is in Vegas does it stay in Vegas? Hahaha... Because you know... What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Haha."

" The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman & efielda..."

Have you heard the newly evolved form of Ebola? It's much more dangerous. . . It's called Eplata

What should you do if you get Ebola: You should have Ebola soup.

Actually, nevermind. I doubt you'll get it.