What is Dwayne Johnson's favorite treat?
A few days ago, I met Dwayne Johnson and slapped his butt.
I had finally hit rock bottom.
Why is Dwayne Johnson's wife never surprised at dinner?
Because she can smell what the Rock is cooking
I had a drinking problem. But then one day I was blackout drunk, broke into a Hollywood photo shoot, and spanked Dwayne Johnson right on the butt.
That's when I knew I'd hit Rock bottom.
I was walking down the street yesterday and someone stopped me and told me, "you look a lot like Dwayne Johnson!" I was very offended.
I thought it was quite the-rock-atory.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson pins you against a mountain?
Stuck between The Rock and a hard place.
What will happen if Medusa look at Dwayne Johnson?
The mighty Dwayne Johnson!
What happens when Dwayne Johnson signs up for something?
If I wrapped paper around Dwayne Johnson -
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a paper cutter?
What happens when Dwayne Johnson goes to Alcatraz while sipping single malt on ice?
You get The Rock on The Rock drinking scotch on the rocks.
Dwayne Johnson is a master of origami...
As his apprentice, I once assisted him at an exhibition and managed to lose the cutting implement he uses to prepare the paper for folding. I can’t believe I lost The Rock’s Paper Scissors.
Why did Dwayne Johnson’s family get tested for covid?
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
How much does Dwayne Johnson weigh?
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
I hit Dwayne Johnson with a magazine
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnson’s ass
They’re hitting rock bottom...
If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.
You would be too if you lived under a Rock.
Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.
He was pretty sedimental.
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbor recognize him?
Because he’s been living under a rock.
Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
Who do you call when Dwayne Johnson is sick?
Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne?
I haven't seen him in a while.
I miss Dwayne... down in Africa
Dwayne "the Lock" Johnson
The XFL was just sold to Dwayne Johnson and a couple of investors for $15 million...
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
You officially hit rock bottom
What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson’s butt?
What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson's butt?
I slapped Dwayne Johnson in the butt.
Now I’ve really hit rock bottom.
Why did Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s family get tested for COVID-19
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
If Dwayne Johnson gets covid...
can he still smell what the rock is cooking?
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
All of you are Dwayne Johnson
How did Dwayne Johnson’s family find out that they had Covid?
They couldn’t smell what The Rock was cooking.
I slapped Dwayne Johnson’s ass.
I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.
How did Dwayne Johnson’s daughter know she had COVID?
Because she couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking!
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass
Has really hit rock bottom.
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