A list of puns related to "Dork"
Weβre laying in bed together talking about shoes (weβre young but pretty much could be 45) and she says βyeah I just have one pair of sneakers and thatβs itβ and then a moment later she whispered βsneaker shoe, I choose you...β and wonβt stop giggling now...
Spoon
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Me: I think I measured wrong. The toggle bolts aren't lining up with the darned holes. Man, I really screwed this up.
Her: Did you........make a pun?
Me: concentrating on the task at hand Huh?
Her: Never mind.
Me: gets it Ha! No, but that's awesome! "Screwed" it up. Ha! You're a PunMaster!
Her: You're a dork.
I said: "You'll have to wait until your birthday"
I don't have any children.
It gets dork out.
The balm.
Edit: My wife's response:
"God you're such a dork."
My girlfriend broke a nail at work today and told me the story after dinner.
GF: I was gonna do my nails tonight but now its pointless.
I chuckled to myself until she realized what she said. She then called me a dork and left the room. I guess I'm doing the dishes tonight.
My family spent an afternoon at Fisherman's Wharf. My daughter and I were taking pictures of the sea lions. Several of them started making noise. So I said to my daughter,"The sea lions saw you. They're saying Dork, Dork, Dork".
So my friend is a photographer and always notices the lighting and comments on how it would be for taking photos. We walk out my house and it's all gloomy.
Me: Ugh, it's so gloomy out. Her: I love it! The low key lighting is great for photos! Me: As opposed to Thor lighting? Her: Grooaaannn....
Haha 'low key' = 'Loki'? Ehh, I'm a dork
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