Dog & Bull Puns

A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.

What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Florida?

>!A hot dog!<

What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Alaska?

>!A chillie-dog!<

So we (my sister Shannen, my girlfriend Kallie, and my dad) are adopting a dog today and we are waiting in line for the centert to open.

Shannen: I hear they have a bunch of pit bull mixes.

Me: Do you guys want a pit bull?

Kallie: Pit Bulls are super sweet, it just depends on how they're raised

Dad: I don't know... I don't really like his music

My little sister is stroking the dog (huge bull-mastiff) and comments on how warm he is. "I wouldn't mind being homeless if I had Buster" she says.

To which my dad replies "yeah, you wouldn't go hungry for weeks."

A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.