You know those homicide jokes people keep making?

They're killing me

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📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Well, that was morbid...

My wife and I were coming home from the grocery store when we passed a funeral procession coming from the opposite direction. The hearse was just hit by another car at the intersection, to which I said, "Boy, talk about DOA!"

Groans were had and I'll be resuming my shuttling duties shortly, ferrying souls to hell with me.

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Sometimes Dad joke delivery guy with slightly poor taste

So I work in a pet store, and today we received 3 frogs that sadly didn't make it to the store alive.

So I'm looking at the frogs trying to figure out if they were in fact DOA. and he walks up to me handing me the sheet..

"Aw the poor guys didn't make it?"

"No, it doesn't look like it. How sad."

"Yeah, I guess you could say....they croaked."

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