Mickey Mouse is in a divorce court.

The judge asked, "So you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"

Mickey went, "I think what you heard me say was that she's fucking Goofy!"

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A couple who were potheads were going through a divorce and had to go to court to fight for their child

The judge awarded the parents joint custody of the child

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What did one eclair say to the other in divorce court?

"I want full custardy."

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A couple is divorcing in court, and they are fighting for custody of their only child:

The woman tries to pity the judge: -Judge, I carried this child 9 months in my belly, it is the flesh of my flesh and it comes directly to me! The judge is moved and says: -Right mam, but now, lets listen to your husband's arguments. The man prefers to use his pragmatic side, and says: -Judge, when I put my coin in the vending machine,Is the can mine or is it to the machine?

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