A list of puns related to "Disneyland"
They'd let her lie low and stitch.
The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.
A few years back the wife and I were waiting in line for a ride at Disneyland, and we were stopped next to a cast member door. One cast member was leaving for their break and asked if they could cross, and we kindly backed up a little for her. As she opened the door another cast member was coming out, who also crossed in front of us. I immediately turned to my wife and exclaimed "We've been double crossed!"
It was raining heavily, we were all wearing our ponchos, and my Dad was grabbing some snacks at one of those stands. The cashier informed him of the total amount due, and with a credit card in his hand he asked, "do you take plastic?" The cashier responded with a "yes" and he proceeded to hand her part of his poncho. He looked towards us with a massive grin as the cashier stood perplexed. He looked more proud of himself than I've ever seen him!
When I came home, I told her where I have been to, she was very excited.
Me: If we go in December, we should take an extra day to check out the cow pastures. Her: Cow pastures? Me: Yeah. In the winter, they have a lot of cool shit. Her: sigh
So that's a releif.
Sister: "hmm, I wonder what Disneyland is like in the rain." Dad: "Wet."
My sister and I were next in line for Space Mountain. Unfortunately, after around 30 minutes of waiting, the crew in charge announced that they are going to go under maintenance. Some Russian kid behind us (around 10 years old) screamed, "MOTHERFOOKER!!!!!" My sister thought it was really funny so she told my dad the story, but used motherf-er instead. She then asked, "Wait, you know what motherf-er is, right?" to which my dad replied, "Yeah. She's the wife of fatherf-er."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9WFfHMwo_Lg
I like star wars. My dad knows this. My dad had never been a "dad joke" sort of person. He is an accountant by trade and other than being family we have never been very close. My sister jokes about it even. But he is my dad and I love him.
He has been mellowing in recent years now that both kids are out of the house. Oh yeah, and that whole nearly dying during an emergency surgery thing a few years back.
Anyway, tonight he texts me out of nowhere. And hits me with this: http://imgur.com/Qq6S6PA (transcript below)
"How do you know you have a wookie cookie?"
"... I don't know. How?"
"it's Chewwie"
My dad ladies and gents. Has just joined the dad joke Club.
Wife: What are the odds?!
Me: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9...
The ride is just a 10 minute string of Dad Jokes...
[referring to the head hunter]: "That's Charlie, the head salesman. This month he's offering a 2 for 1 special... you'll come out a head"
[referring to the piranhas in the river]: "Those are man-eating piranhas, so the women and children don't have much to worry about"
Any others? Sooo many....
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On our last day of a three day trip at Disneyland, my 7 year old revealed his inner father to my wife.
>wife: This backpack is good but could use more shoulder padding.
Son, with a shit eatin' grin, walks up and pats her on the shoulders.
I have never been so proud.
I little boy asks his grandfather, βGrandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?β Gramps says, βI think so, why are you askingβ. The little boy says, βMy mom said when you croak, we can go to Disneylandβ.
All while planning next year's big trip to Disneyland.
Wife: We can make our daughter wear a dress!
MiL: Yeah she could wear a tu-tu!
Me: Well if we're going all out, why don't we just get her a three-three!
eyes roll
MiL to Wife: You know you could wear a tu-tu too!
Me: The math still adds up, so we are getting a three-three!
groans
Wife: Shut up.
Thanks, I'm here all week.
A family is driving to Disneyland for vacation and they see a sign that says, "Disneyland left."
So they all started crying and went home.
It was raining heavily, we were all wearing our ponchos, and my Dad was grabbing some snacks at one of those stands. The cashier informed him of the total amount due, and with a credit card in his hand he asked, "do you take plastic?" The cashier responded with a "yes" and he proceeded to hand her part of his poncho. He looked towards us with a massive grin as the cashier stood perplexed. He looked more proud of himself than I've ever seen him!
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