Dillon Puns

A list of puns related to "Dillon"

Damn. Just got fired from my liquor store job. I spilled a bunch of vodka.

It was an Absolut mess.

(Credit Twitter user TheDillonOne)

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👤︎ u/bgva
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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[PUN REQUEST] PCP

So I have to do a speech in my class about drugs. My drug I landed on was PCP. In my speech I would like to have a PCP pun or joke or something. Does anyone have any ideas for a PCP Pun?

Thanks, Dillon

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👤︎ u/Addictedgmr
📅︎ May 17 2016
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Dad joke straight outta compton

My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.

Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"

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👤︎ u/yourchingoo
📅︎ Aug 14 2015
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