35 Hilarious Dildo Island Puns

There are two Dildos on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. Dildo and South Dildo.

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👤︎ u/drakejones99

📅︎ Sep 06 2021

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Dildo Island Motorboat Excursions

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👤︎ u/Guygan

📅︎ Jun 19 2021

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Yes there is a town and island named Dildo in Canada. And yes it probably was named after the pleasure device, as nobody can explain.

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👤︎ u/homestead1111

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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You’re stuck on an arctic island with a knife, a gnarly polar bear and a suitcase full of dildos, how do secure your return home to civilization?

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👤︎ u/kbetter1

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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Please don’t call the Fantasy Island dildo store & ask to speak to the manager.

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👤︎ u/crazytownindustries

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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Zach's lonely island dildo

lol what a title

does anyone know which music video by the lonely island it is that features the dildo Maggie found in his bed? I'm a big lonely island fan but I cannot recall any dildos in a video

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👤︎ u/leela37

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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Was lookin around Pee Pee Island and found a ton of Dildos

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👤︎ u/KingCaptainCringe

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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Dildo Island

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👤︎ u/UnKn0wnReap3r09

📅︎ May 29 2020

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Dildo island

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👤︎ u/youssef104

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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I've heard of the town of Dildo, Newfoundland but I've only now heard of this island in Newfoundland google.com/maps/place/Pee…

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👤︎ u/UsedToDonateBlood

📅︎ Feb 15 2019

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The Island with Bear Grylls! Erm a dildo??

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👤︎ u/SirSidney73

📅︎ May 05 2017

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TIL there is an island called Dildo off the coast of Canada. seethesites.ca/designatio…

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👤︎ u/jesski

📅︎ Aug 27 2012

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I am from Newfoundland the home of pee pee island and I am very upset that he never mentioned my home town Dildo.

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👤︎ u/4starchef

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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u/rawrebelroot lives on dildo island

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👤︎ u/chiirpy

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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PeePee island is cool and all but us Newfie’s in Newfoundland have other great places too! Yes, Dildo is actually the name of the Town. And CBS is next to St. John’s (No French accent btw we speak English)

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👤︎ u/NitretGaming

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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Did you know there is an Island called Dildo Island in Canada?

It is the largest of three islands located at the entrance to Dildo Tip in the bottom of Trinity Bay, off the coast of the neighboring town of Dildo. As of 2016, Dildo was home to approximately 1,200 people.

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👤︎ u/jesusisapig

📅︎ Feb 07 2018

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TIL there is a place in Canada called "Dildo Island" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dil…

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👤︎ u/fatso1000333

📅︎ Jun 29 2013

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Dildo Island en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dil…

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👤︎ u/yellowcakewalk

📅︎ May 28 2011

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There's a Dildo Island in Canada, take me on this tour please.

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👤︎ u/unicorns94

📅︎ Mar 21 2015

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TIL that there is an island called Dildo Island in Canada. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dil…

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👤︎ u/SirPankake

📅︎ Sep 19 2014

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TIL that there is a small island off the southern tip of Florida named Dildo Key en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dil…

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👤︎ u/ElPanaChevere

📅︎ Jun 20 2015

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Til, there is an island in Canada called dildo island. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D…

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👤︎ u/Dumb_things_said

📅︎ Jul 25 2013

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I'll see your Random Island and raise you Dildo Key, Florida. [SFW] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dil…

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👤︎ u/TehFuriousOne

📅︎ Apr 20 2016

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TIL that Dildo Island is the largest of three islands located at the entrance to Dildo Arm in the bottom of Trinity Bay, off the coast of the neighboring town of Dildo. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.…

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👤︎ u/TooLongDidntRead

📅︎ Jun 07 2013

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TIL that there is an island called "Dildo Island" located off the coast of Newfoundland. It is also neighboured by the town of Dildo en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dil…

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👤︎ u/feralmeatball

📅︎ Feb 01 2012

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TIL There is a plant in southern Florida called a dildo cactus and that there is an island named after it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aca…

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👤︎ u/schnadams3

📅︎ Sep 14 2011

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25M4A looking for dick, strapon or dildo near rhode island

Looking for male or female, in person or phone. even just on phone watching the same thing together

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👤︎ u/poundMeRI

📅︎ Sep 02 2011

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Interesting Province in Canada "Suicune Island" OC

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👤︎ u/1mpish420

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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Can you feel the energy? I can, it’s powerful, and its exciting! Since finding this group in July I’ve been fully invested/inspired to grow my stack from ~130 oz to what it is today (49.5 more ounces still on the way). Charging my stack for tomorrow! Let’s get this party started!! 🦍 🚀 🌕

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👤︎ u/ItsBrittaniaBitch

📅︎ Nov 05 2021

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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