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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir_joe_cool
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I just learnt the medical name for Viagra

Mycoxaflopin

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I sincerely agree with the doctor!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abishiekh
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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
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A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. If you don't get it look up "panda" in the dictionary ...

"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."


Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:

"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/istrebitjel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Where do wizards put their robes after washing them?

In the Dumble Dryer.

(Thought of only days after becoming a dad, finally found a place to share it where it'll be appreciated)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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Dad "What does ineffable mean?"
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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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