Dial (soap) Puns

A list of puns related to "Dial (soap)"

I've been putting soap in my son's pockets for weeks, today he finally asked me why..

I replied, "Sorry son, I must have pocket-dialed you by mistake.."

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👤︎ u/Greyjeedai
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

Then it just becomes a soap opera

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👤︎ u/TrippinSky
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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