Depressor anguli oris muscle Puns

hi, i am a 28 yo male with two bulge at my depresor anguli oris. that look really weird, andi wanted to know if there was a procedure to correct this? it look like this picture from realself ( not me)

https://preview.redd.it/0h8ouwc50c181.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5ca9388982d66d26da86462b3a3caa852dfc259

Not sure is the two are related but I feel my smile looks weird, especially from a side view.

Is this a sign I'm mewing incorrectly?

The question above

Hi, i have been mewing for quite a while now and i have noticed like the depressor anguli oris muscle is being more visible on both corner of my lips and im wondering if there is anything i could do that would relax the muslces.

Pickle Rick is obviously a man turned pickle, but just how much of Pickle Rick is pickle, and how much is Rick?

Let's start with the visuals: Pickle Rick has Rick's signature unibrow, two eyes complete with eyelids, a nose, and a mouth with a full set of 32 (with wisdom teeth) or 28 (without his wisdom teeth) teeth with a tongue (how else would he control his cockroach suit).

Now lets see what we can infer some more of his anatomy from what he does: He obviously has a brain since he doesn't just sit there like a brain-dead vegetable (pun intended), he has his Frontalis (the muscle responsible for moving your eyebrows) and his Orbicularis oculi (the muscle responsible for closing your eyes). He also has his Zytomaticus major, his Buccinator, his Levator anguli oris, his Risorius, his Depressor labii inferioris, his Platysma, his Levator labii superioris, his Orbicularis oris, and his Hypoglossal (all muscles used in talking) but of course, he couldn't talk without his vocal cords. In the sewer scene, while he is submerged underwater, he can be seen holding his breath. We can also see him puff smoke from his cigarette in the scene when he leaves in the helicopter. This means he has lungs that need air. We can also see Pickle Rick wincing in pain as he falls into the sewer in the same scene and as Jaguar shoots a chunk of pickle off his body. This means he has his complete nervous system for feeling pain, this strengthens the theory that he has a brain. In Rick's last sentence of dialogue in the episode he states that "he missed having a stomach" which means he didn't have one as a pickle.

Thanks for reading this, this my first theory posted to this subreddit so, I hope it was good, Just remember, that's just a theory, a FILM theory, thanks for reading!

I hope MatPat sees this, it would be an honor to have an episode done on this. Oh well, I guess a guy can dream.

CHAPTER 1 – THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED

This is the story of a murder — and I, the unfortunate author, am the murderer.

When I was young, I had a recurring dream in which I sat on a dirty wooden floor between towering, canyon-like shelves and leafed through stacks and stacks of old, dusty books, looking for something; but I didn't know what it was. Floorboards creaked under the feet of unseen customers elsewhere in the labythinthine space while ancient particles of dust, illuminated geometrically by edges of light from the little windows, outlined eddies and currents in the musty air. It could have been the archetypal bookshop of eternity, present to my sleeping mind through some ethereal Platonic quirk.

These dreams occurred on seven consecutive nights and they lasted, subjectively, hours and hours. My eyes would float across the page, seeing but not understanding, until suddenly, finally, I would come to the word 'cloud', and my gaze would stick fast to it.

At that moment I would feel a sensation all over my body of such coldness and wetness that it was as though I had been drenched under a heavy rain. After this I would wake up, eyes wide in the darkness, my pounding young heart working its way through an adult-sized dose of adrenaline.

Soon after those dreams, I began keeping a journal. In all my reading, no matter what the genre, whenever I come upon the word 'cloud' in a book, I copy the citation down. At those moments I can feel a palpable chill at the mere sight of the word and I remember the dream of my childhood, and I am helpless in the grip of the clouds.

CHAPTER 2 – THE IMMORTAL SCIENCE OF MURDER

I don't remember going back to my room, curling up in bed although it was still light out, and sleeping until the next morning; but I must have, because that's where I was when I woke up, and I had no memory of the intervening hours. The last thing I do remember was fleeing from a terribly distressing conversation with a classmate named Peter, and so it was not unrealistic to suppose that I had hidden myself away and slept.

I sat up in bed and took a quick drink of water from a bottle I kept on my shelf. My dorm room was optimized for visitors and for conversation: There was wine in the little refrigerator and chairs stood in the little space set apart from my bed area. These special chairs, unlike the standard dormitory chairs, had actual cushions. My dirty clothes were in a hamper in the closet and my bed was concealed behind t

Here is all the penis slang I could find, courtesy of the internet

1. A

2. Ace in the hole

3. Acorn Andy

4. Action Jackson

5. Adam Halfpint

6. Admiral Winky

7. African black snake

8. Afro man

9. AIDS baster

10. AIDS grenade, The

11. Alabama blacksnake

12. Albino cave dweller

13. All-day sucker

14. Anaconda

15. Anal impaler

16. Anal intruder

17. Anal Spear

18. Ankle spanker

19. Apple-headed monster

20. Ass blaster

21. Ass pirate

22. Ass wedge

23. Astralgod

24. Auger-headed gut wrench

25. B

26. Ba-donk-a-donk

27. Baby maker

28. Baby's arm holding an apple

29. Baby's arm in a boxing glove

30. Bacon bazooker

31. Bacon rod

32. Badboy

33. Bagpipe

34. Bald Avenger, The

35. Bald butler

36. Bald-headed beauty

37. Bald-headed giggle stick

38. Bald-headed hermit

39. Bald-headed Jesus

40. Bald-headed yogurt slinger

41. Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

42. Ball buddy

43. Baloney pony

44. Banana

45. Bat and balls

46. Battering ram

47. Bayonet

48. Bavarian Beefstick

49. Beard splitter

50. Bearded burglar

51. Beastus maximus

52. Beaver buster

53. Beaver Cleaver

54. Bed snake

55. Beef baton

56. Beef bayonet

57. Beef belt buckle

58. Beef bugle

59. Beef bus

60. Beef missile

61. Beef soldier

62. Beef stick

63. Beefy McManstick

64. Bell rope

65. Belly stick

66. Best leg of three

67. (Big) Beanpole

68. Big Dick & the twins

69. Big Dickus

70. Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

71. Big Jim and the Twins

72. Big Johnson

73. Big Lebowski

74. Big number one

75. Big Mac

76. Big red

77. Big rod

78. Big Uncle

79. Biggus Dickus

80. Bilbo Baggins

81. Bishop, The

82. Bishop with his nice red hat

83. Bitch blaster

84. Bitch stick

85. Bits and pieces

86. Blind butler

87. Blind snake

88. Blood blunt

89. Blood slug

90. Blood sword

91. Blow pop

92. Blowtorch

93. Blue steel

94. Blue-veined jackhammer

95. Blue-veined junket pumper

96. Blue-veined piccolo

97. Blue-veined puss chucker

98. Blue-veiner

99. Blunt

100. Bob

101. Bob Dole

102. Bob Johnson

103. Bobo

104. Bone

105. Bone phone

106. Bone rollercoaster

107. Boneless beef

108. Boneless fish

109. Boner

110. Boney cannelloni

111. Bone-her

112. Bop gun

113. Bottle rocket

114. Bow-legged swamp donkey

115. Box buster

116. Boybrush

117. Bradford and the pair

118. Bratwurst

119. Breakfast burrito

120. Breakfast wood

121. Broom

122. Brutus

123. Bubba

124. Bulbulous big-knob

125. Bumtickler

126. Bush beater

127. Bush rusher

128. Bushwhacker

129. Buster Hymen

130. Buster McThunderstick

131. Butt blaster

132. Butt pirate

133. Butter churn

134. Butt

Ok, so...I just received my practicals (AKA my lab) grade. it was 77%, not so bad considering my lecture grade is almost pooling to 98. But it bugs me out how I suck at practicals..muscles to be exact. When it comes to physiology, I completely destroy any test about it. My first practicals (Skeleton and Integumentary) were good. This last one was horrid (Muscles and Nervous). Nervous isn't my problem, I find to be one of the easiest systems to learn but muscles are the bane of my A&P grades. For some reason, muscles don't seem to connect with me unlike, for example, the skeletal system. On the plus side, A&P is not really my specialty as a Lab Tech I am, however, a beast when it comes to muscle physiology for some odd reason. I'm not asking for help or anything, but I just wanna know why I suck at practicals but pretty great on lecture. Especially that I devote more time on practicals TL: DR - I am a rockstar at physiology/lecture but kinda lacking at practicals/lab (especially muscles). Wanna know why that is the case

Since TCC is going public soon I thought I mind bring my involvement with the first phase to an end with a bang! Onto the new now! :D

I was jogging down the cobblestone sidewalk outside my house when it all began. A sudden explosion of pain in my groin, like I had been kicked hard in the nuts. I doubled over, the nerves in my jaw twitching as stars turned my vision hazy.

What the fuck?

Had I stumbled and made my balls knock together somehow? No... I imagined two glassy marbles swinging through the air and crashing into each other with such force it made them crack open like eggs. I could almost feel the yolk trickling down my thighs. Fuck, that imagery fit perfectly with the agony emanating from my gonads in overwhelming waves. An agony so intense it made me hurl the remnants of last night's dinner all over Mrs Abernathy's neatly trimmed hedge.

I walked back home bow-legged, like a fucked up giant crab.

The pain didn't subside, not nearly as soon or as much as I would have wanted. It lingered, throbbing like a pulsating vein, sending shocks of suffering coursing through my body. Ice-packs, painkillers, some good old rest, nothing seemed to help. I spent the day covered in sweat, teeth gnashed to the point of breaking. My co-workers thought I was nuts. I didn't know how to tell them that the problem was my fucking nuts. Time flowed slow and thick, like molasses, each tick of every clock I saw seemed to carry a hint of rust.

By the time I came back home from the office my thighs felt raw, like they'd been chafed with sandpaper till the skin started to peel. It was impossible, because I had kept them as far apart as I could without looking like a sex offender. Yet my crotch was damp with sweat. It looked like I had pissed myself. I hadn't. Any attempt to force urine out of my now reddish penis was met with a burning pain. Felt like acid was flooding my urethra.

And the worst of all? My balls were starting to swell.

When I first spied them in the office washroom I dismissed the swelling as the natural result of an injury. An injury I thought would heal with time. But when I saw them again back at home, I was forced to stifle a very shrill scream. My little nuts, usually the size of plums, had swollen into oranges. I quickly, and gingerly, pulled my pants back on. The grotesque bulge in my trousers left me staggering. It looked like I had stuffed tennis balls down my underwear.

That's it. Time to go see a fucking Doctor.

Trouble was, I'm ab

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Hello, newish climber here(1.5 years, ~V4/6c outside). I used to do gymnastics 2-3x per week and for us it was normal to have sore muscles after training which was a good indicator of whether a training was physically useful. I have a feeling that I am physically capable of bouldering harder, only my technique and finger strength are lacking. Depending on weekend activities, I train 2-3 times in a bouldering gym or on local boulders, sometimes I do not have climbing opportunities for a week. My additional training consists mainly of flexibility and the odd pull ups.

My question is: what are good indicators when to stop a session in my position? When is the ideal time to end training?

My main indicator right now is when I no longer am fitt enough to meaningfully project hard indoor boulders or am no longer able to flash medium problems. My problem with that is that I do not feel much musclesoreness in my forearms that often anymore. A secondary indicator is forearm soreness orI finger itches/pain which I seldom reach.

Should I increase my training time to longer than 2 hrs to get more mileage on easier/medium problems? My thinking is that this may help my technique as well as my finger strength.

Do your worst!

• Exposing one's receptive field of vision to, at least, the first word of this post title, whether on the feed of https://www.reddit.com/r/antiantijokes for the fleeting span of time that this post title is listed or otherwise the endless spidering vast interconnected annals and interlinkages of the present and future internet as well as derivative and resultant products thereof;

• Absorbing the first word of this post title, whether by dint of active, conscious effort or incidental and/or passive happenstance; also taking into account practicable variegation of contrasting visual information with regards to spatial, mechanical, and poly or monochromatic tonal contrast;

• Possessing functional biological systems capable of ocular input with serviceable neural conduits--optic nerve or otherwise--capable of automatically transmitting visual information through the lateral geniculate nucleus in the thalamus then into the cerebral cortex in the occipital lobe;

• Possessing requisite and adequate cognitive function such that action potentials activate appropriate neural network patterns of working memory, long-term memory, or otherwise--be those memories of a declarative or procedural origin--to a degree sufficient enough that recognition and retrieval of English-language semantic and lingual information, conscious or unconscious, either directly or indirectly derived by way of interpretation, unconscious association, or random hypothesis, are arrived at;

• Deciding as a direct consequence of interpreting the text of the post title and either readily submitting to it as a verbal command, taking it as a conciliatory suggestion the benefits of which outweigh the negatives, reacting affirmatively as a means of expressing irony, lack of free will as a cog in the clockwork of predetermined universe, inability to process linguistic thoughts independently without simultaneously performing them; or just happening to do as the text of the post title instructs, failing the ability and agency of one to have enacted the totality of necessary aforementioned steps;

• Motivating one's depressor anguli oris, therisorius, zygomaticus major, zygomaticus minor, levator labii superioris to tug the orbicularis oris upwards, innervating the facial nerve, thereby issuing from the pituitary gland and brain and spinal cord those sweet, sweet endorphins and neuropeptides that my cat died of old age last week and I have no one to talk to

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭